This is why I only camp at Marriott properties

[titaniumsalute]

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/10/us/colorado-glacier-view-ranch-camp-bear-attack/index.html

(CNN)A camp staffer at a Christian summer camp in Colorado received medical care after he was made awake early Sunday by a bear chewing on his head.

The 19-year-old said that he thought he was dreaming as he heard a "crunching sound," only to wake up in "immense pain" as the black bear attempted to drag him away from the Glacier View Ranch campsite, Colorado Parks & Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill told CNN.

[BSdetect]

1. More of a nightmare than a dream.

[phylny]

2. This is my exact joke, too, when people ask if I like camping :) n/t

[titaniumsalute]

3. I want to like camping...

I like camp fires...I like outdoors...I like eating stuff you cook on a campfire...etc.

But when it comes to bed time I want air conditioning or heat, I want a fluffy pillow, a soft bed, a shower, and no bugs. Yes I'm a big wienie. Oh, and I don't want a bear to eat my head.

[tblue37]

4. What I want most is indoor plumbing. nt

[titaniumsalute]

10. Oh yeah...that too!

[tblue37]

5. OUCH!

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[Iggo]

7. "Campers weren't threatened or involved..."

Um...

[maxsolomon]

9. he was staff

he was camping, but not a camper

[Iggo]

12. More like "Customers were not threatened..."

They're all campers.

[magicarpet]

6. Good golly....... Isn't that a rude awakening..... Oh my.

[maxsolomon]

8. extremely unusual behavior for a grizzly, let alone a black bear.

the bear must have been desperately hungry.

also: "he was made awake"? was this story written in Chinese first?

[Achilleaze]

11. Well