Bridge for Sale
Anyone who believes that Trump pressed Putin on his interference in our election might be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge for five hundred bucks. It’s a great deal – but if you have any misgivings, Rex Tillerson will be more than happy to assure you it’s all on the up-and-up and you’d be a fool to let this incredible bargain slip through your fingers.
Let’s be serious, folks. Had Putin’s first words to Trump been, “Yes, of course I hacked your election,” we would never know about it. What we DO know is that Idiot Boy lives in fear that his illegitimate “pResidency” will eventually be proven to be exactly that – a result of hacking by an adversarial foreign power whose goal was putting an incompetent, easily-manipulated dumbass in the White House.
Given that, there was no way in hell Trump would ever pressure Putin to admit to the very thing that Idiot Boy doesn’t want to know – the very thing that would destroy his all-consuming ego, the very thing he has made a point of repeatedly dismissing as “fake news”.
By (yet again) throwing our intelligence community under the bus in the 24 hours leading up to their meeting, Trump openly assured Putin that his denials of meddling were already anticipated and would clearly be accepted without question – because they ARE on the same side on this issue, after all.
I’ve no doubt that Trump’s opening salvo was, “Some people are saying that your interference put me in the Oval Office – but that’s not true, right?” And that’s assuming the topic was even raised in the first place, which is – given that Trump is a proven pathological liar – doubtful at best.
So Mister “Art of the Deal” Trump scores again, selling out his own country while choosing instead to protect what he desperately needs to believe – that he won the “pResidency” fair-and-square, without assistance from Russians determined to undermine our nation’s democracy.
Needless to say, the Republican media whores are out in force tonight, praising their “pResident” for his ability to “get along with Putin” – and undoubtedly grateful that no cameras were there to capture Trump fellating the man who handed him the US presidency, while agreeing between sucks-and-swallows that any accusations of tampering with our electoral process were – you’ll forgive the expression – “overblown”.
What comes – or “cums”, as the case may be – out of today’s Trump-Putin meeting is the undeniable fact that the alleged “pResident” of the United States can add “spineless” to his already substantial list of failings – not only as the so-called pOTUS, but as an American citizen.
As far as Trump is concerned, all is well. If the Russians continue to interfere in our elections, it’s no big deal. If our democracy is undermined, it’s no big deal. If our intelligence agencies have undeniable proof that Russians tampered with our electoral process – and will continue to do so in future – it’s no big deal.
The man spouting this bullshit is the shit-head the GOP is desperate to prop-up as the ultimate deal-maker. THIS is the traitor the Republicans are promoting as a patriot. THIS is the buffoon the GOP are proferring as a world leader. THIS is the pussy-grabbing bigot the so-called “Christian right” are calling “chosen by God”.
I can only imagine the festivities in the Putin camp tonight. I’m sure the vodka is flowing, the full-bladdered hookers are ready to perform, and Trump’s complete capitulation to their Dear Leader is being celebrated from one end of Russia to the other.
I think tonight is the night to sell Idiot Boy the Brooklyn Bridge for five hundred bucks, because he’s obviously an easy mark – as are his supporters. Just throw in a set of Ginzu knives, a Pocket Fisherman, and some wind-chimes - and you, too, can "close the deal".
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