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Lotusflower70

(3,077 posts)
Sun Jul 2, 2017, 03:52 PM Jul 2017

Trump poem from Facebook Grinch style

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Trump
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Trump
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Trump
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Trump
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Trump
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Trump
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Trump
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Trump
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

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