"What's 'draconian' mean?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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Donald ("After all, what's a little psychosis among friends?" ) Trump is saying: "In order to combat this tyranny of the press, I will be putting forward a bill to make it a criminal felony with a minimum sentence of five years of hard time without the possibility of parole for any journalist to publish a story containing not only classified material, but also containing any unattributed quotes or observations or opinions. . . . To combat fake news, my law will require full attribution for all stories including the sources' full, legal names, addresses, all phone and e-mail numbers, as well as times that might be found at listed secluded locations. . . . Who can object to THAT?. . . But you just watch and see how the devious media treat this!"


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Above CAPTION loosely based on Trump's address to a "faith audience" at the Kennedy Center 7/1/17 as covered by the NY Times:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/01/us/politics/trump-tweets-stoke-voter-fraud-claim-and-attack-news-media.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us

[underpants]

1. Mime? No one mimes better than me. So good. You can't tell if I'm in "the box" or in my bubble

That's how good it is. The best.

[skip fox]

2. D.T. takes a further swerve:

" . . . and when the truth of Jesus hit me, I fell out of my golden Cadillac, face down and both heads out like this, right before a destitute old woman with a shopping containing all her earthly possessions, the dreg and dreck of what had obviously been a pathetic existence.. . . . And I vowed at that time, never to fall out of my car again."

[underpants]

3. How strong is our groupthink? Come on let's do the African anteater dance

[mountain grammy]

4. praise the trumper!

fucking morons, every one of them.. sorry, but not sorry. I'm sick of these people and their false god.

[skip fox]

5. D.T. is saying:

"I hear some guys call thiers names like 'John Thomas.' . . . Mine's 'Lazarus.'"