A wet, hot, steamy load. Please come CAPTION Bill (a snake's too straight for me) O'Reilly!!!!

[skip fox]

Bill (privy to the secrets of the gods) O'Reilly is saying: "There are people out there, ladies and gentlemen, who want to humiliate me just cause I said if the Supreme Court held otherwise, I'd apologize. . . . But every clear thinking person knows that by harping on that clip they simply show their vicious hatred and basic dishonestly!! Imagine, trying to hold me to what I said! . . . How dare they!"

[Drale]

1. Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,

Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the f**k up, that's how I survive,
Now here's Sting, what? f**k it, we'll do it live!

[muntrv]

3. Fine Loofah Man! Let's talk about Andrea Mackris

and falafels!

[UTUSN]

4. He was a WAR CORRESPONDENT!1 And red is Marines' color so little red shorts are FINE!1

"War correspondent" in the Falkland Islands WAR, and he must have been surrounded by Brits, because he don't know no Spanish since he thinks using the word "wetbacks" is the coyote-word for smuggling undocumenteds.

But the VFW just luerves them some Chickenhawk!1


Chickenhawk O’LOOFAH bamboozling VFW giving him The Erect Loofah award:

[HopeHoops]

5. "Does anyone have a falafel I can borrow?"

[LeftofObama]

6. "I think my loofah is stuck"