Troll a Tuesday. Please come CAPTION Mitt (wet bread) Romney!!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (an inspiration for male models everywhere) Romney is saying: "And my opponent is so far out of it that he thinks having offshore and Swiss banking accounts is unusual!"

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. Pull my finger to hear my ideas.

[progressivebydesign]

2. ..and if I'm really really quiet, my imaginary parakeet lands here, and gives me stock advice. n/t

[OverseaVisitor]

3. He going for the end game haha

Ask him to watch this for the end game.
Very very simple explanation of why USA is in do do land.

As for socialism being a bad word.
Cheaper education, cheaper health care, cheaper food, cheaper utilities bills, cheaper transportation etc reduces household expenses .... debt. For profit equal 100 of millions in bonuses Minimum wages means bigger profit bigger bonus

Here is a nice interactive chart of World debt
http://www.economist.com/content/global_debt_clock

Digest it well

Here is a chart of Government Private Debt
http://www.economist.com/blogs/newsbook/2010/08/government_and_private_debt_after_crisis
.Click on country and think. Compare debt composition between US and China.

Now let us all look at how much cash in wallet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_current_account_balance

Now let listen to some sound advice

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[janlyn]

4. fix it all

"And if I put my finger in the dike like the little dutch boy in the story,I can fix it all"

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. "And when I push the little button, the elevator door opens and my Esclade is right there"

[Brother Buzz]

7. Damn Skippy, that's DUzy material

[madamesilverspurs]

6. . . .

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[skip fox]

8. "My advisors told me to at least pretend to have a personality, so

I spent all vacation watching info-mercials cause I know those people have personality with a capital 'P'. Watch this (Romney points a finger and then says in a sickening chirpy voice): 'Yes, folks, What you see is what you get. . . . There's no other candidate like me. . . . And I'll never be cheaper than this!'"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. "I'm going to push the button that turns my Magic Underwear up to 11."

[HopeHoops]

10. "That guy over there only has ten million dollars! Isn't that funny?"