The Rude Pundit: Photos That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Down Moonshine While Reading Marx

[meegbear]

Yes, that is real. A lobbying firm whose mission is to make sure that health care businesses make shitloads of money is hosting a real party for...well, who the fuck cares? You can bet no actual white trash will be there.

You gotta hope that they serve moonshine and squirrel jerky and play games like Banjo Hero and Who Wants to Rape Ned Beatty's Ass?

Hee-haw. Of course, instead, it'll be rich people in poor people drag, laughing at their good bad taste, toasting each other with fine scotch and wine, dancing to LMFAO, their rags shaking in mockery of the people who need health care the most.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

[Tsiyu]

1. Easy for us hillbillies to crash the party

I'm fixin' to call Pooter and Stringbean and see if them boys can't steal the firetruck for a couple nights. (Them boys at the firehouse always keep the tank full.)

If that don't work, we'll just arrive in 4-wheelers. They're all still decked out for the Fourth. Pooter's has flame afterburners that shoot out fifteen feet from twin chrome tailpipes. Quite the show.

Then, Imma put me on my most sparkly tube top, load up Precious (my racooon) and pop on my Dixie Chicks hat, stop by the Joint for a couple jars of White Lightnin and some Vienna sausages and a few packs of L&M 100's and I am good to go.

After we mingle at the party a bit, we're gonna ask them who has the balls to actually come down and live with us for a week. We might not get any takers, but we figure it'd make a great reality show. Maybe we can build us a drug treatment center for all the hillbillies addicted to Big Pharma products with our profits.


And BTW, it ain't the hillbillies fuckin y'all in the ass.

Just sayin.'

[Tigress DEM]

2. Rich people learning the way of the hills....

See I think ALL lawmakers and lobbyists should have to live on minimum wage and try to support their families on that, plus get hit with child support type payments that say, but you used to make $$$$$ why can't you pay $1000 of your $1200 a month and still live on the rest?

After we mingle at the party a bit, we're gonna ask them who has the balls to actually come down and live with us for a week.

Tig

[wandy]

3. Good Job. But ya forgot to brings the pickled eggs!

[Tsiyu]

4. Check!

However, ATVs and glass jars of pickled eggs do not always get along together.

Maybe we'll just grab some deer jerky and some o' mama's maters and a case of Sun Drop and leave the pickled eggs for when we get back with our big city boy (or girl, as the case may be.)

[HiPointDem]

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