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(34,135 posts)politicat
(9,808 posts)There is some oh shit, pass the brain bleach, Ima gonna take out my eyeballs and scrub them horror there.
If it weren't for the stress eating he causes, I'd say he's an effective diet aid.
TheBlackAdder
(28,227 posts)Zoonart
(11,887 posts)Does this ass make my country look stupid?
HipChick
(25,485 posts)NanceGreggs
(27,820 posts)HipChick
(25,485 posts)Docreed2003
(16,883 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)You would think, with all that Fla. golf, he would be tanner on the arms at least.
wonder what he is doing for Vit. D.
hopeforchange2008
(610 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)spanone
(135,900 posts)Ewwwwww
i'll never unsee it.
KT2000
(20,591 posts)the little circles with his fingers - butt this -
ChoppinBroccoli
(3,784 posts)On the other hand, those Depends adult diapers are getting slimmer and more stylish every year.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Touche!
Leghorn21
(13,527 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,496 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)We have a Walmart president.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I looked up their return policy. It's 90 days on most items unless we can convince them that he is a perennial, tree, or shrub (which would have worked with W, huh?) for which there is a full year.
juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Many times white shorts are 'see through'.
If I'm looking at a pair, I put my hand inside the leg.
If I can see the outline of my hand, the material is too thin.
You'd be surprised how many pairs of white shorts don't pass this test.
Yeah, that's the outline of his tightey-whiteys on his ample rump.
BlueStater
(7,596 posts)I heard it was found on Gettyimages or some other stock image site.
Talk about putting the "ass" in "asshole".
malaise
(269,217 posts)Rump
irisblue
(33,036 posts)Danascot
(4,695 posts)She said, "Depends".
irisblue
(33,036 posts)northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)around a tennis court. Playing 18 holes riding around in a golf cart is about the most he can manage.
dembotoz
(16,864 posts)mcar
(42,402 posts)Goodheart
(5,346 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)blogslut
(38,019 posts)The Deadspin article from whence Mr. Zucker found it is both hilarious and terrifying:
http://deadspin.com/this-shitty-tennis-player-would-one-day-be-president-1796344200
WARNING - The article post contains several similar photos from the same Getty Image series.
ailsagirl
(22,899 posts)llmart
(15,557 posts)Two reasons: That fat ass doesn't play tennis or exercise and he doesn't smile.
tanyev
(42,635 posts)I bet whoever does his hair is grateful there's an NDA.
oasis
(49,428 posts)Cattledog
(5,919 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,478 posts)Not everything that happens at Mar-a-Lago stays at Mar-a-Lago, but most of it should.
Miles Archer
(18,837 posts)...:That time Trump and his visible panty line played some horrific tennis"
politicat
(9,808 posts)So... 50-55.
I make my spouse's clothes. I see him nekkid. My spouse is a legitimate 6'3", with a Viking frame. Wide shoulders, dense bones, long torso. His ancestors survived to contribute to the gene pool because they managed to stay in the boat; if they got in the water, they'd sink. My spouse sinks in water, too. I sew for him because otherwise, there's no shopping for him. Nobody carries anything made for him. 36" inseams rarely come with 38" waists, but when they do, they come with far too much crotch depth, as if they expect him to wear his pants about an inch below his nipples. Long sleeves are 3/4 on him, short sleeves are cap, Tall shirts still won't stay tucked in, Big and Tall swamp him in fabric with too wide shoulder seams and too short sleeves. It's much easier to just FIT him. Then we only have one day of him pissing and moaning at me alone in the comfort of our own home, rather than several trips of him pissing and moaning in public, or weeks of it as we try shit on, send it back, try some more.
Spouse has some extra meat. We're working on that, but it's part genetic, part microbiome, part being over 40 and paying for the sins of his 20s and 30s. He's in the overweight category by immersion test, technically obese by height/weight (concrete bones and dense muscle, he has it).
Donnie Two Scoops? In that pic, he's carrying far more gut than my spouse, more pectoral and back fat. He's got his waist hiked up and belted, so his narrow point is above his navel. And he's at least 40 pounds/10 inches heavier today than in that pic, plus probably an inch shorter, because gravity is a harsh mistress that way.
If Two Scoops weighs what Dr Feelgood claimed, I will eat a yard of twill. And I am not fat shaming -- it's just another example of the Mango Mendacity's estrangement from reality or anything related to the truth.
Leghorn21
(13,527 posts)UTUSN
(70,762 posts)3catwoman3
(24,070 posts)- most excellent wordsmithing.
Kingofalldems
(38,496 posts)Motley13
(3,867 posts)MFM008
(19,823 posts)Last moments of the Titanic?
yuiyoshida
(41,867 posts)they probably posed him for that shot.
Kaleva
(36,360 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)I was almost healed from the horror then you have to post it. Now my nightmares will be back tonight. Thanks.
GeorgeGist
(25,324 posts)Trumbo ain't that agile.
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)to MITIGATE that eye-wash I need from looking at trump. *Needed a warning!*
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2015-04/07/content_20015556_6.htm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/08/18/heres-why-president-obama-isnt-stopping-his-vacation-to-visit-the-louisiana-flooding/?utm_term=.4c806626b74b
Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)You should not wear white underwear under white pants. He needs to pick a nude that is closer to his skin tone.
3catwoman3
(24,070 posts)...underpants?
Hekate
(90,861 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)shitgibbon playing a strenuous game like tennis? Get real...
LSFL
(1,110 posts)Yes it was photoshopped. And that is the best they could make it look before the computer committed suicide.
Bluepinky
(2,276 posts)judesedit
(4,443 posts)enid602
(8,659 posts)He is quite photogenical, if nothing else.