Benedict Donald is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

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Oh wait, that's Russia.

Sorry, I get them confused.

[Laffy Kat]

1. He is too stupid to be complicated. nt

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3. Agreed. Still you can see my confusion....

[Laffy Kat]

6. LOL, yes, I can.

[leftstreet]

2. He's a twinkie wrapped in dough and deep fried

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4. Oh he's nothing so sweet

Though I agree with the substantively empty aspect of that metaphor....

[annabanana]

5. There's no mystery there, my friend.

He's a low rent gangster, grifter and congenital con man. And he has never even bothered to cover that up. Doesn't care if it's right out there for all to see, or he is too thick to understand that it SHOULD be hidden.

[Rollo]

7. Trump is an asshole wrapped in an asshole inside an asshole

The trifecta...

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8. See that sounds a lot like Putin though

[Rollo]

12. The possibilities are bottomless...

Best I refrain from getting too creative here.

[Thor_MN]

9. You misspelled enema...

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10. !

[COLGATE4]

11. No, Benedict Donald is an asshole wrapped

in an idiot inside of a petulant fool.

[smirkymonkey]

13. He is a turd, wrapped in a piece of shit inside a bigger turd.

[Leith]

14. Russian Nesting Dung

uh huh... uh huh... uh huh...

[Rollo]

15. A Cheeto dipped in excrement oozing out of a bodily orifice