Trump in Iowa: "Im not a farmer, but Id be very happy to be one"

[Miles Archer]

In his address, Trump hailed American farmers and said his administration will work to “eliminate the intrusive rules that undermine your ability to earn a living.”

“I’m not a farmer, but I’d be very happy to be one. It’s a very beautiful world you live in,” the Republican president said, flanked by a red combine and a green tractor.

http://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/government/trump-calls-for-rural-internet-expansion-at-kirkwood-community-college-20170621

[Bettie]

1. No, he wouldn't

He just needs to shut his ugly orange face.

I have never hated anyone more than I do this vaguely human-shaped creature.

[ExciteBike66]

2. I'd also be happy if Trump moved on to farming...

he could grow all of his own ingredients for his special Word Salad that he shares with us each day!

[muntrv]

3. Trump and cow pies.

[Phoenix61]

4. As much shit as he spews he'd never have to buy fertilizer. nt

[GusBob]

5. Jesus Christ what a load of horseshit!

plus deporting migrant workers is gonna kill farming

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. Yeah, right! Maybe as the owner of a mega farm with employtees doing the work, maybe. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. By all means, Donald. By all means.

[Frustratedlady]

8. The cows, pigs and fowl thank you and the seeds shall live to see another day.

Just imagine Trump on a tractor or baling hay on a hot August day. He wouldn't last past the first week.

Hmmm! On second thought...

[Kleveland]

9. Well, he kind of is a farmer...

He is a hick, and he is full of more shit than ANY barnyard in the world!

He wallows in his own shit like the pig that he is, and eats any slop that right wing conspiricists and Bannon Hog feeds him.

He crows about himself like an inane crazy rooster, and his hair even resembles one.

And he seriously believes that he is the goose that is going to lay the golden egg.

We all remember what happened to that goose, right?

[spanone]

10. farmers work more in one day than trump has his entire lifetime

[Kleveland]

12. Hell, farmers do more work in their sleep than he does! n/t

[maryellen99]

11. He's full of s*** and his gullible voters will believe it nt

[underpants]

13. Greeeen acres is the place to be! Faaarm livin' is the life for me

[Kleveland]

14. Oh the visual!

I can just see him and Melania playing that part!

Obviously Mr. Haney would be Bannon!

[mia]

15. Trump sings.

[Bayard]

17. Jeez, is that real?

Or am I just totally gullible?

The only reason he wants to be a farmer is because he thinks french fries grow in a field.

[neeksgeek]

16. I've been hiding out but this one got me to do some Photoshop

http://imgur.com/SNydMEI

[Initech]

18. Then do that and GTFO out of the White House!