"I can't guarantee anything, but I said I want a plan with heart! Add some money to it!"

[Miles Archer]

Reassuring words from Dear Leader in Iowa last night regarding Mitch McConnell's secret health care plan.

[kacekwl]

1. You can guarantee

you won't sign the "mean" bill you liar.

[yardwork]

2. He guaranteed plenty on the campaign trail. Was that all a lie, Donald?

[raccoon]

3. That's a different song than he usually sings. nt

[SharonClark]

4. He talks like a man bragging with his amoral buddies about screwing someone over in a deal.

He should have added "The sucker believed me! Believed me and never saw what hit him".

[blueinredohio]

5. If he thinks the bill is mean he doesn't have to sign it