I knew Utah was #1 in online porn, but... Mormon Porn? (craiglist "Jobs" ad)

[bluedigger]

Adult Mormon films (Grand Junction)

My company is looking for some Mormon women that would be interested in being apart of some Adult Mormon Films. Please respond with photos of yourself and any measurements that you might find applicable. We are looking to fill these positions as quickly as possible so only serious inquires only please.

http://westslope.craigslist.org/tfr/3128668404.html


I wasn't sure where to post this: GD... HoF.... Religion... Teh Lounge?

But I couldn't not share it...

[Deep13]

1. I always thought this would be a great idea...

....but had no idea how to pursue it. I had the idea of pro-family, Christian porn. Basically, softcore porn showing the dangers of adultery and the happiness of marriage and patriarchy.

[LiberalEsto]

2. A Mormon Adult film means

Mormon women drinking coffee and Coca-Cola. Racy stuff.

[dimbear]

3. The Mormons certainly have some of the most beautiful women going. Their big

mission success in Scandinavia in the 19th century brought America a big plus in the pulchritude column.

You still see this on the streets of Salt Lake City today. A delight to the eye, as the scripture says.

[bluedigger]

4. Pulchritude.

Was there ever an uglier word to describe beauty? No wonder you hear it used so rarely.

[dimbear]

6. Calipygous is a close runner up.

Words are fun.

[madinmaryland]

5. Moron porn??