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shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 05:56 PM Jun 2017

Terrible Ted is a two-faced asshat. And he's a coward.

No not Teddy Cruz – he’s lyin’ Ted, remember? I’m talking about the Motor City Coward. You know - the dope-fiend, pant-load recreant who brags about avoiding the Viet Nam draft. The brave hunter who stands tall against unarmed creatures and has been told not to hunt in various places like British Columbia and California for illegal and generally despicable behavior regarding the rules of hunting. Craven Ted has also boasted about what a damned fine killer he would have been had he actually gone to Viet Nam. Methinks not.

We saw his type in Iraq and Afghanistan and other fields of battle, and know them all too well. The geared-up, shiny sunglasses wearing, gloves on and ready-to-do-some-damage assholes who crawled into the mortar bunkers and hallways and shitters when the real bullets and mortars and rockets started heading our way. Guys like him were usually cowering and simpering while cooler heads prevailed and we managed to muck our way through. A real dastard, it’s the guys like Teddy that can’t be counted on when the going gets tough. But they can always be counted upon to run their bullshit mouths. Which brings me to the main point – the media seems to think that Fraidy Cat Scratch Fever boy has suddenly become reasonable and deserves a listen. Fuck that and fuck him I say!

Why is it that when monsters and jerks take pause and briefly act like normal people the media seems to treat this breakthrough as a brave thing? Achieving a modicum of normalcy isn’t something we should applaud or take note of – it’s what is expected of the citizenry. So when Mewling Ted decides it’s time for civility and that we should tone down our rhetoric, I say go to hell dipshit. I remember what you’ve said and how you’ve acted.

Following the Tucson shooting that killed six, wounded 19 including Gabby Giffords, our new peace-maker had this to say: “liberals and others who should know better are calling for political rhetoric to be toned down. Conservatives should turn up the rhetoric. Only the softheaded, feel-good fantasizers from the cult of denial could believe that toning down the political rhetoric will somehow keep lunatics from doing loony things.” He further stated that is fans should “expose, isolate and eliminate liberals and their fuzzy-headed policies and do America a favor and crush liberalism.” Enlightening words from an avowed pedophile.

Some more words of conciliation - “if it was up to me, if you uttered the word gun-control, we’d put you in jail.”

Regarding Hillary - "You probably can't use the term `toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro." Such civility!

And more of why I’m not convinced he’s sincere about making nice - "hey Obama, you might want to suck on one of these, you punk," adding, "hey Obama, he's a piece of shit, I told him to suck on my machine gun." He went on to say that while he was in New York, "I said, 'hey Hillary [Clinton], you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch." He also said that Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) "might want to suck on my machine gun," adding of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), "ride one of these you worthless whore."

Some of us see through this coward. He’s feeling the fear of being a target. One shooting a thousand miles away from his home, and he’s gone wobbly. Like most incredulous and arrogant conservatives, he cannot fathom how other people might feel until it touches him personally. Let some conservatives be shot by a lone lunatic and Chicken-Shit Teddy has become, in his own words, a softheaded, feel-good fantasizer from the cult of denial.

I do not wish for frightened Ted to suck on a rifle or shot-gun. Nor do I wish for him to suffer an accident while cleaning his weapon. I don’t applaud his newfound “coming around” or of his suddenly being “sensible” either. Because his actions and words are those of a frightened little boy. He’s just a craven man who sees the arrows and bullets coming his way for a change, and he’s tapping out. He’s a real conservative in so many ways.

I do however, hope that somebody serves him a great big deep-fried turd. Choke on a turd asshole, and your calls for peace are the words of a self-serving weak, little man.

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Terrible Ted is a two-faced asshat. And he's a coward. (Original Post) shadowmayor Jun 2017 OP
K & R Great post!!! 50 Shades Of Blue Jun 2017 #1
K&R... Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #2
OIL I mean OIF shadowmayor Jun 2017 #3
Ugh, don't envy that shit tour... Docreed2003 Jun 2017 #4
CASH shadowmayor Jun 2017 #5
2005, tikrit roscoeroscoe Jun 2017 #6
I've been sick and tired of the media and the space they devote to them for many years. Scruffy1 Jun 2017 #7
Media induced Amnesia shadowmayor Jun 2017 #8
RIGHT ON. SusanaMontana41 Jun 2017 #9
Yet if you are a coward pedophile conservative Trump loyalist like Ted Nugent who advocates killing keithbvadu2 Jun 2017 #12
Can't say it better than that. nt SusanaMontana41 Jun 2017 #15
This washed up "never-was" Bob Loblaw Jun 2017 #10
I think the OP is only partially right. Dustlawyer Jun 2017 #11
Yeah, a lot of those outrageous Repubs don't believe in what they Alice11111 Jun 2017 #18
Thanks for this post. Right on.. furtheradu Jun 2017 #13
"I do however, hope that somebody serves him a great big deep-fried turd. Choke on a turd asshole .. DK504 Jun 2017 #14
Got to agree Shadow... jazzcat23 Jun 2017 #16
He's also a porno misogynist...yet the evangelicals &Fox Alice11111 Jun 2017 #17

shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)
3. OIL I mean OIF
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 06:29 PM
Jun 2017

Spent OIF3 (that's 2005) in Abu Ghraib prison. Lovely place. I'm planning on renting a Winnebago in Kuwait next year and taking the family on a tour - NOT! As MSG Young put it so aptly about Abu - God did not create enough "suck" in the universe for this place.

Docreed2003

(16,862 posts)
4. Ugh, don't envy that shit tour...
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 06:34 PM
Jun 2017

OEF myself...2011. Served at, what at the time, was the busiest forward medical unit in country. It's now a dirt spot in the middle of the desert.

shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)
5. CASH
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 06:38 PM
Jun 2017

We had a CASH at Abu Ghraib and those doctors and nurses were amazing. Nobody, and I mean nobody came back the same.

Scruffy1

(3,256 posts)
7. I've been sick and tired of the media and the space they devote to them for many years.
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 06:50 PM
Jun 2017

Most of them don't know diddly squat about the world except for their very small world of being an actor, musician or some such thing. They have no credible expertise. All they really want is to get their name out there and provoke a reaction. I refusde to give a damn what they think or say. Another good reason our media sucks.

shadowmayor

(1,325 posts)
8. Media induced Amnesia
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:00 PM
Jun 2017

And when the media lauds Ted for speaking like an adult, they legitimize him. He's a class-A jerk and we should only give him the derision and ridicule he so richly deserves. And he's a friggin' coward!!!

SusanaMontana41

(3,233 posts)
9. RIGHT ON.
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:18 PM
Jun 2017

That he was welcomed into The People's House makes me want to puke. But so does the inhabitant of The People's House.

keithbvadu2

(36,823 posts)
12. Yet if you are a coward pedophile conservative Trump loyalist like Ted Nugent who advocates killing
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:29 PM
Jun 2017

Yet if you are a coward pedophile conservative Trump loyalist like Ted Nugent who advocates killing the president and Hillary, you can get an invite to the republican White House.

Bob Loblaw

(1,900 posts)
10. This washed up "never-was"
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:26 PM
Jun 2017

has been booked for a gig in my community. I probably won't do this, but am considering holding a sign outside his bus that says, "Hey Capt. Shityerpants you no talent pederast, come out here and take on a liberal in some hand to hand combat." I haven't been in a fight in 45 years but am pretty sure I could take him.

Dustlawyer

(10,495 posts)
11. I think the OP is only partially right.
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:27 PM
Jun 2017

I believe Terrible Ted is a scered of them gun totin liberals, but I also think it is his pocketbook that is cryin more!

Other than white supremists, no one wants to book Ted for a gig anymore. Not enough show up!

Alice11111

(5,730 posts)
18. Yeah, a lot of those outrageous Repubs don't believe in what they
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 10:22 PM
Jun 2017

are peddling. It's a gig of emptying the pockets of the ill informed for snake oil, and they know it.

furtheradu

(1,865 posts)
13. Thanks for this post. Right on..
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:55 PM
Jun 2017

My only "child" Served OIF 2003.

I'm lucky & BLESSED, mine came HOME, whole, healthy and strong. Changed, though.
I'm still not over it.
But I am lucky & Blessed. Truly.

Welcome HOME.

DK504

(3,847 posts)
14. "I do however, hope that somebody serves him a great big deep-fried turd. Choke on a turd asshole ..
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 07:56 PM
Jun 2017

... and your calls for peace are the words of a self-serving weak, little man. "

I find you are being incredibly kind to such a shit stain on society. I'd like to know why this walking pile of vomit isn't in jail for all the threats he made towards President Obama and Hillary.

jazzcat23

(176 posts)
16. Got to agree Shadow...
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 08:43 PM
Jun 2017

This guy is ...well, I can't even write down what I think of him, but 'coward' is far too kind! Didn't he predict he would be dead or in jail in a year? Wonder what happened to prevent that? Jail would be great...he'd be somebody's bitch by now....
Oh wait...he is.... trumps!

Alice11111

(5,730 posts)
17. He's also a porno misogynist...yet the evangelicals &Fox
Sun Jun 18, 2017, 10:18 PM
Jun 2017

Love him. They love anyone who says, fuck you, to liberals, in whatever way, whether they believe it or not.

He's disgusting. It makes me sick to see his lying butt hole face.

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