I have no words for this...my mind is gagging.

[dixiegrrrrl]

Link to tweet

[Luciferous]

1. What a douchebag.

[jpak]

2. He looks like he is about to commit an act of "self pollution"

lol

[Rorey]

4. It really does.

[jpak]

10. He didn't get the memo from his dad...

"you're supposed to grab their...."

"not yourself!"

[Rorey]

3. Jr isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

This photo was taken on a day when he had a thought. It probably doesn't happen often with him.

Or maybe he was constipated and wishing he could poop. That also fits.

[ProudLib72]

5. No words

[TreasonousBastard]

6. I immediately thought of...

[MFM008]

32. Rof!

[smirkymonkey]

44. ROFL!!

I love "Deep Thoughts"! That is EXACTLY what this reminds me of! Where is Jack Handey when you need him?

[RandySF]

8. Why is my gaydar suddenly buzzing?

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. My first thought, too.

[irisblue]

21. Nope! Stays on the het side. No gay/bi man would dress like that.Ever

[DefenseLawyer]

9. The faded, worn jeans go well

With the brand new hiking boots that he's obviously never worn and will never wear again.

[dixiegrrrrl]

12. Exactly what Mr. dixie said. n/t

[Judi Lynn]

29. What a shame he wouldn't wear more sensible hiking boots:

Would be a much better match with his "personality."

[dixiegrrrrl]

46. Holy shit....where did you come up with that? You win the inter-tubes!!

[luvMIdog]

13. where are all the carnivorous plants when you need them?

[cwydro]

14. He never spent a day in the"backcountry" in his life.

What a group of parasites they are.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

15. Hope he got an ass full of splinters!

[irisblue]

20. ::snort:: fireants too

[Marie Marie]

16. A Lump of a Trump on a Stump.

[irisblue]

22. That is really good

[Docreed2003]

17. "Just me and the memories..."

"Like that time dad punched me in the face cause I didn't want to wear a suit to a Yankee's game"


(Seriously though, that's the fakest,bullshit, poser pic I've seen in a long time)

[Control-Z]

25. But really, a distant second to the pic of

his stepmom and the airplane.

[Docreed2003]

26. Lmao...true

[irisblue]

18. It is a photoshop from an NYT mag article in March 2017. The photo is real

The book/mag 'cover' is 'shopped.

[BigmanPigman]

23. Do you know if he was he a "model" like his sister or is it just for an article?

If he was getting his photo taken professionally whoever the stylist was pretty lame. Or maybe HE is just so lame naturally you can't improve his look no matter how much hair gel and good lighting is available.

[irisblue]

24. Honest to gosh suck up article dated 3.18.2017 in the NYT.

In the style section and available on line.

[Dave Starsky]

19. So THIS is what the Russians had on the family!

No wonder his dad fought so hard to hide it.

[Princess Turandot]

27. Not quite these perhaps....

But close!

Actually, Jr. looks like he's auditioning for the role of Rapture Boy in an End-Times movie.

[Neema]

31. Christ almighty what a douchebag. eom.

[smirkymonkey]

45. Biggest douchebag EVER!

Who the eff takes pictures like that? What a dick!!

[Neema]

48. Who takes pictures like that? I'll tell you. Total douchebags.

I could not possibly be any more revolted by him. Gag.

[Wawannabe]

35. OMG

WTF!!!

[elehhhhna]

38. Shouldn't someone tell him about leg day?

[Neema]

49. Another mark of a douchebag.

They like to walk around looking all inflated on top. Why? No idea.

[YCHDT]

43. Are these real !?!?

[riversedge]

28. His shoes are brand new. not a scuff that I can see.

[kimbutgar]

30. I just want to know what Ivana thinks of this whole presidency thing with the donald

I would love to hear her thought right now.

[MFM008]

33. The douche

Didn't fall far from the tree ...

[dixiegrrrrl]

47. you mean the douche does not fall far from the bag.

[MFM008]

50. Yup

.....

[Wawannabe]

34. My mind is gagging!

Brilliant!!
Never heard it before!

[NBachers]

36. Imagine a beautiful day out in the woods- you walk around a corner, and *That* is lurking there.

They may want to bring a pack o' corpse dogs up into them roundabouts.

[Lars39]

37. Lol...

You're ahead of me! I didn't get as far as the search. Just the Senior photos from Mobster School.

[onethatcares]

39. I didn't know

that vinyl was still being made and sold for $1 85c .

No wonder daddy has a problem staying out of bankruptcy.

[Donkees]

40. Looks like he's trying to attract squirrels

[dalton99a]

41. +1

[HAB911]

42. Memories?

Of what, being stump broke by daddy?

[Heartstrings]

51. I just can't even comment words...

[KPN]

52. No kidding!

Not to mention: that ain't back country bozo.