Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You're Making Her Stronger.
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.
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On Tuesday, Attorney General Jeff Sessions sat his cattywampus ass down, lied to the Senate Intelligence Committee about why Donald Trump fired James Comey, refused to answer questions about his non-privileged conversations with the president, and STILL couldn’t recall whether he had international relations with the Russian ambassador three times. One of the most memorable moments was when he made clear that, though he might be recused from the Trump-Russia investigation, “I DID NOT RECUSE MYSELF FROM DEFENDING MY HONOR AGAINST SCURRILOUS AND FALSE ALLEGATIONS!” Duly noted, sir!
But our favorite Sessions quote of all was, “I’m not able to be rushed this fast! It makes me nervous!” That’s what he said when extremely mean black lady woman vagina-having whippersnapper Senator Kamala Harris was doing THAT THING SHE DOES — asking really good rapid-fire questions, like the badass former prosecutor she is. Old Republican weasel-snatches in the Senate do NOT like it when she does that! Let’s LOL at it again together:
But then it got even crazier. Senator Harris, like MANY OTHER senators, was trying to figure out precisely why the fuck Sessions wouldn’t answer any questions about his conversations with Trump, who, again, had not invoked executive privilege in regards to Sessions’s testimony. Sessions claimed to be following Department of Justice “policy,” and Harris wanted to know, hey, is this so-called “policy” a thing that’s written down somewhere, or is it just some bullshit? There was a prolonged back-and-forth, but then A THING HAPPENED, which was 954-year-old Senator John “Butterscotch Farts” McCain, playing the part of INTERRUPTING COW, MOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it:
McCain is not even a regular member of the intel committee, but that did not stop him from POUNDING HIS FISTS AND STOMPING HIS FEET, because the awful mean black lady senator was asking TOO MANY QUESTIONS. McCain must speak up for his fellow addle-brained morons, to demand that that woman over there STFU and let them answer! When McCain interrupted, committee chair Richard Burr reminded him that HE controlled the hearing, and then he promptly gave Sessions time to NOT answer the question. Sessions kept talking about “principles,” and did not confirm or deny whether he was referring to actual DOJ policy, or whether he was just making up shit to cover for Trump. After Sessions didn’t answer the question, Burr quickly cut Kamala Harris off, because her time was expired. At least Burr gave McCain shit in this instance, because LAST WEEK, when McCain POUNDED HIS FISTS AND STOMPED HIS FEET at Kamala Harris, as she was interrogating Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, Burr only scolded Harris, who was apparently not being sweet enough:
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"There was a prolonged back-and-forth, but then A THING HAPPENED, which was 954-year-old Senator John “Butterscotch Farts” McCain, playing the part of INTERRUPTING COW, MOOOOOOOOOOO! Watch it:
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If you go to Harris’s website right now, you can get this sticker for free, in exchange for some information. “Courage Not Courtesy” sounds like a pretty good presidential campaign slogan to us!
Or she could always go with “Don’t Start No Shit Won’t Be No Shit.” Whichever she likes best."
"Don't start no shit won't be no shit." 
Sessions had that damn smirk on his face when he interrupted and dithered at her. 
Do I think a strong assertive woman made him nervous.. yes, but I also think he knew if he dithered and went on and on that she'd run out of time. He did not want to have to deal with a woman, no less a black woman, asking him questions and pushing him for answers so he played a bit of a game and from the look on her face I would say she knew darn well that was what he and the Republican male senators were doing.
IMO it was flat-out sexist (with a dose of racism at least on KKKSessions part) because the male Democrats, who were assertive in the same way as she was were not censored in anyway. It was pretty much the same damn thing that Elizabeth Warren ran into where they would not allow her to read the speech but her male Democrats counterparts were allowed.
I'd love to see her persist with the Keebler Elf (who I keep hearing Foghorn Leghorn from when he's speaking). 
She must have totally rocked as AG and, much like I can with my NY senator, Gillibrand, I can see her being an excellent president or VP if that's something that she wants to do eventually. 
