"Newt Gingrich? Swear to God, Newt, I thought you were dead."

[MineralMan]

Dialog from "Escape from DC," 2017

Seriously, who let Newt out?

[HAB911]

1. I think he's actually gotten worse

if that is even possible

[BumRushDaShow]

2. He's on his latest book tour

He always bubbles up somewhere when he's hawking something.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029207552#post7

[underpants]

4. Oh boy! A forward by Children of the Corn

I'm in!!!

[BumRushDaShow]

7. Plus a ridiculous review promo by an idjit who probably didn't even read it!

[Hortensis]

11. A sociopath explaining a flaming narcissist.

If I were a psychologist I might check it out. Bet the Kremlin's experts had to sift through the trash.

[Trekologer]

13. The "Conservative movement" just seems like a giant grift

Buy the books. Donate to the "fund". There's always some has-been with their hand out.

[hedda_foil]

14. The cover artist did a masterful job retouching vast swathes of his face and hairdo

[shraby]

3. He certainly is the personification of a Newt. Now he can go back where Newts reside.

On rotting logs and in swamps.

[FenwayDonkey]

5. He's the real godfather of all this garbage, not Goldwater, not Reagan.

The GOP as been using Newt's playbook for 20+ years.

[underpants]

6. When is he going to Vatican City?

Will we get satellite feeds? We just can't do without his keen insights.

[MineralMan]

8. Good question.

"Callista, can I come there now? Did I do good? Please...."

[eppur_se_muova]

9. Actually, I'm pretty sure he's a zombie at this point.

His career is dead, but he won't shut up.

[Hortensis]

12. He can sell more fake cancer cures or whatever

scams he has going by flashing his brand around.

But I agree. He won't shut up. On the plus side, HE'S NOT OURS. Only imagine if he were running around claiming to be a Democrat.

[louis-t]

10. He's the propagandist that came up with the 'words to use when

talking about Democrats'. "When you say Daschle, you must say 'Obstructionist Daschle'. "