"Shakespeare was a wanker." . . . Please come CAPTION Trump's cabinet meeting!!!!

[skip fox]

Secretary #1 said: "The annals of history will resound with your glory."

. . . .

Secretary #4 said: "Pilgrims will travel for thousands of miles just to be in the same city as you."

. . . .

Secretary #8 said: "Each day millions are learning English just so they can delight in your words and the dance of your intellect."

. . . .

Secretary 12 just finished saying: "All hyperbole is inadequate to relate the clarity and the greatness of both your thinking and glorious presence."

Trump is saying: "Can I pick them, or what?"

[underpants]

1. Harrumph

Governor William J. Le Petomane: (pointing to a member of his cabinet) I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!

Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph!

Politician: Harrumph!

Governor William J. Le Petomane: You watch your ass.

[Permanut]

2. Secretary #7:

“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”


- All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6):

[skip fox]

5. Damn. He really knew how to do it!

[atreides1]

3. Notice the seating arrangement

Instead of sitting next to him, Pence sits across from Trump...while the bone spur draft dodger sits between two ex-Marines! Trying to make it appear as if he's a real commander in chief!

[UnTied]

4. Circle jerk

Every jerk needs a circle

[procon]

6. Honored, Privileged, Blessing, Thank You -- those were the key words

of praise spoken by the High Priests in the ritual ceremony of exultation and adoration of the Master.

[The Blue Flower]

7. The abomination that causes desolation

The Book of Daniel warns about a time when this abomination will appear.