Please everyone, pass along your greatest adulations for the Supreme Leader of All Time Everywhere.

[L. Coyote]

Donald J. Trump, Please, please, say only the nicest things possible, with satire and sarcasm being the order of the day of course.

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[juxtaposed]

1. i pissed my pants!!!!! Thank you!!

[luvMIdog]

2. No one sucks like you do you are the greatest at it. Yay you win again

[Solly Mack]

3. Trump wishes that was his actual hair.

[leftstreet]

4. LOLOL

!!

[dalton99a]

5. Clap or die

[asiliveandbreathe]

17. Poor guy on our left in pic..looks like his hands are glued together and he is

trying so hard to clap - clap or die - K Un notices...LOL

[L. Coyote]

19. The guy in the middle needs to hold his head straighter

or he might lose it

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[nolabear]

26. I came very close to dying right there.

[riversedge]

6. The hair re-do is not an improvement.

[L. Coyote]

7. Dear Supreme Leader of All Time Everywhere, your foresight is boundless as the universe, no greater.

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[malaise]

8. The look on his face

He's not a well person

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. He has the tastiest tush in Washington!

Tastes just like chicken! -- Reince Priebus (This is an approximate translation, since his voice was muffled at the time)

[GallopingGhost]

14. And now to abruptly switch

tonight's dinner plan to beef.

[NightWatcher]

10. (unintelligible mumbling)

Cant make sense of any words when balls are in your mouth.

[L. Coyote]

18. Yep, they really know how to add meaning to Tea Party.

[ResistantAmerican17]

11. Comrade Trump

your huuuuuuuuge hands are a testimony to your virility.

[Iggo]

13. Wow.

Great minds.

[ResistantAmerican17]

16. Indeed

[Iggo]

12. His massive and substantial hands announce a virility of extraordinary magnitude.

[yuiyoshida]

15. UM....

[mopinko]

20. your skin tone is the greatest of any president ever.

never has a leader worn a lovelier shade of orange.
it compliments the color of the oval office drapes in a startling manner.

[L. Coyote]

23. And not since George Washington have we had such a great hair fake piece.

The best fake hair and the best fake cake face combo ever.

[dgauss]

21. Take a dump already Trump. That can't be healthy.

Er, I mean, It will be terrific, probably the greatest dump ever.

With all due respect to the Supreme Leader of All Time Everywhere.

[ThoughtCriminal]

22. He invented the question mark.

Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

24. He has the most impressive tan

A becoming shade of orange. So becoming John Boehner decided to imitate it.

[L. Coyote]

25. Luckovich toon:

[elleng]

27. looked pissed when mattis failed to kiss his ass!

[marylandblue]

28. Ozymandias

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

[Hekate]

31. Perfecto

[Lyricalinklines]

29. You're the most bestest terrorizing traitorous tyrant this country's ever had. N/t

[Warren DeMontague]

30. Shit has just gotten beyond weird, hasn't it?

Like we've jumped up to a whole nother level.

[L. Coyote]

32. What is wrong with DU? Doesn't everyone know their first post must be an unparalleled adulation?

How are you going to keep the Supreme Leader happy if you allow a thread like this to falter for even a few minutes? SERIOUSLY!

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https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=trump adulation

[workinclasszero]

33. Donny Two Scoops

Demands respect like any other third world dictator. He is the maximum leader after all.