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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDrumpt's birthday is Wednesday. What's an appropriate gift?
I say a Whopper wrapped in Impeachment Papers.
lpbk2713
(42,760 posts)Vinca
(50,279 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,652 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,652 posts)Luciferous
(6,084 posts)LOL Lib
(1,462 posts)Not my neighbors, but a couple of Donnie voters at my work. They need a special delivery!
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,549 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)BainsBane
(53,035 posts)It matches his skin tone, after all.
Grammy23
(5,810 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)performed by either Joe the plumber or Dr kevorkian
procon
(15,805 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)But I suspect that Satan would bounce him back again.
He has no tolerance for amateurs!
And surely the devil has more class....
gohuskies
(1,156 posts)Let's turn the tables on him and feed him a pile of shit for a change.
3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)A bottle encrusted in fool's gold and filler with Russian hooker pee.
snooper2
(30,151 posts).......
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)I don't want to kill the guy (he's taking care of that himself), I'd just like to see him digging and scratching all throughout his next public appearance.
MFM008
(19,818 posts)Ebola doesn't kill everyone that has it.
They just wish they were dead.
flor-de-jasmim
(2,125 posts)abbeyco
(1,555 posts)That would adequately express how I describe this poser in the White House.
Kahuna7
(2,531 posts)cornball 24
(1,478 posts)kairos12
(12,862 posts)sfwriter
(3,032 posts)FM123
(10,053 posts)Sancho
(9,070 posts)tosh
(4,423 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)"Have a cow, man."
LonePirate
(13,426 posts)WhiteTara
(29,718 posts)pile of dog sh*t in a shoebox.
juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)All golden shower free flow porn directed just to Donny 2 scoops! magnifying glasses put on donnys wrists so his hands look huge, only to him! ppl on healthcare begging for mercy as he gives a thumbs up or down!
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Inside of which, the greeting reads:
"YOU ARE HEREBY COMMANDED to appear and give your deposition..."
"YOU ARE ALSO COMMANDED to bring the records Listed in the Rider attached to this subpoena..."
Such records would include:
ALL financial records, including tax returns for the past 20 years;
Promissory Notes for any/all debts on behalf of any/all corporations, trusts etc.;
Recordings -- audio, video, photographic, or written of conversations with foreign interests, including and especially those in Russia.
I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.
trueblue2007
(17,228 posts)JenniferJuniper
(4,512 posts)LunaSea
(2,894 posts)Trae describes the perfect gift at about the 2:06 mark
mshasta
(2,108 posts)blueinredohio
(6,797 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)then issue a travel ban that forbids him ever coming back.
bdamomma
(63,883 posts)his Russian prostitutes. Melania will love it getting his a$$ out of the WH.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)and a swift kick in the nads from Barron.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)I say we give him...
a big paper sack
20 pounds of steer manure
a quart of chlorine trifluoride (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_trifluoride)
and directions to Alex Jones' doorstep