"'Integrity' is a sissy's word." . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Pete Hegseth!!!

[skip fox]

Pete ("I'll cream my jeans if he calls in&quot Hegseth is saying: "So what you're maintaining , Chris, is that a truly objective view would understand that the real investigation changed this past week, turning toward the unmasking of American citizens' names in intelligence reports, Lorette Lynch pressuring the F.B.I. to characterize the Clinton investigation as a 'matter,' and Comey's felonious leaking of conversations he had with he President. . . . You're saying, then, what really happened is that Russian investigation became a big nothing-burger with nada sauce and oblivion pickles. . . . Thanks for clearing that up!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following story and clip at News Hounds:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_host_pete_hegseth_calls_russia_investigation_a_nothingburger_061117

[GallopingGhost]

1. I can't think of a clever caption at the moment,

but is that headline for real?



Um, yeah. Good thinking, Fox. We all want to think about Donald being probed.

[JTFrog]

2. "All the way up with a red hot poker."

What can I say, I had a small crush on Robby Benson when I was in high school.

[skip fox]

3. P.H. is saying:

"And, Chris, if I could just make this suggestion: . . . I think Trump would best be served by a younger, more vigorous press secartary, one with rugged good looks, but New York grooming, if you know what I mean."