When Trump resigns, what reason (excuse) will he give?

[Binkie The Clown]

I'm placing my bet on:

"The American government is a basket case. It's so badly broken that even a great mind like mine can't fix it anymore. And I have the greatest mind, believe me. True patriots like you and me lost the war. It's time to leave a failed covfefe to the PC bleeding hearts. They don't want me, then it's their loss. Just wait, America. You'll be sorry you didn't follow me like you should have. I could have fixed it. I'm the only one that could have fixed it, and now it's too late. Sad."

[FarPoint]

1. I don't care...

Just leave the White House ASAP.

[WhiteTara]

2. I'm off to get a suit to match my hair color?

[USALiberal]

3. He will never resign and the GOP house and senate will not impeach him. They are cowards. n/t

[GreenEyedLefty]

7. This. As long as DFT is serving their twisted ends, he's staying put.

Sick, isn't it?

[Cosmocat]

29. Only way he gets rooted out of the Oval office

Will be along the lines of Pacino in the last scene from Scarface.

[HopeAgain]

31. Except his "little friend" will be a smart phone with a Twitter App.

[Kleveland]

4. Yeah...GTFO! Stat!

And take your spawn from hell with you!

[bluedigger]

5. Wants to spend more time with his family.

But not Eric.

[luvMIdog]

6. I don't think he will resign he likes the power too much

[50 Shades Of Blue]

8. Putin won't let him resign.

[Voltaire2]

9. He won't resign and the fucknobs in the gop will not impeach him.

We are going to have at least another 18 months of this shit.

[Cosmocat]

30. Yep

2018 is the last stand ...

[Motley13]

10. what they all say, I need to spend more time with my family,

Melania will think "Oh my God, I need to escape"

[jaysunb]

11. Health reasons...

that will come as soon as we get his tax returns and info on his criminal activities prior to his run for the Presidency. He never believed he'd win, so he didn't or wasn't smart enough to know pissing off the entire IC and FBI would be so motivational to them.
Remember, he is a sociopath that will do the unexpected in order to keep his ego inflated....even if it means trying to elicit sympathy from his evil base.

[randr]

12. Bone spurs

And hemorrhoids

[SticksnStones]

13. "I need to pack for prison"

[voteearlyvoteoften]

14. Mission accomplished

I MAGA

[Afromania]

15. Coronary related Zombosis

Zombies are not legal residents of the United States and as such I expect him to promptly be gathered up by ICE and deported to where ever you deport zombies to.

[Oden]

16. Democrats

He will blame us of course and his bots will to

[MedusaX]

17. He cannot afford to resign... as then he can be prosecuted by feds& NY... as long as he is POTUS he

can temporarily avoid such situations.

[lpbk2713]

18. I need to retire to the Cayman Islands.

And spend some quality time with my money.

[doc03]

19. He would get few arguments if he resigns because of mental

illness.

[ElementaryPenguin]

20. You've sure got Benedict Donald down pat, Binkie!

[kairos12]

21. I've shat every bed in the Whitehouse. Gotta move on. There's a KFC bucket waiting on me.

[davsand]

22. He's been playing with some real badasses.

Think about Putin and all his Russian mafia-types, and consider the frequency of heart attacks in that circle. Now consider the reality that he's pissed off the CIA, Mossad, and a significant portion of Europe. If I was him I'd be using a food taster and I'd stay out of convertibles in Texas. Honestly, I feel sorry for his Secret Service detail--every one of those guys is in danger. I would suggest that anybody he invites for dinner or drinks consider using a taster too.

I think somebody will take him out just as soon as the folks at the top of the food chain tell them to. Much as I dislike that orange anus, it will really piss me off if somebody turns him into a martyr.


Laura

[DFW]

23. God called him and said to concentrate on marine ecology instead

Specifically the coastal areas of the United Arab Emirates, the Cayman Islands, the eastern part of the Black Sea and the Bahamas.

[jmowreader]

24. I don't think he CAN resign.

Trump owes a lot of money to a lot of people you do NOT fail to repay, and he can't afford to pay them back. The only thing keeping him alive is the favors he can only do for them if he's in the White House. If he attempts to resign, his life expectancy is measurable in days.

[gordianot]

26. Correct and we are just learning how much company he is keeping.

If relief comes domestic finance better step up quickly.

[cwydro]

25. Get back to us when it happens.

He is still in power.

[BainsBane]

27. I wouldn't count on his resigning

[trueblue2007]

28. My people on planet Dermapenier are calling me home.

[GaYellowDawg]

32. And when I win the lottery, I'll build a custom house.

The two are about equally likely.

[berksdem]

33. I don't think he is resigning...

[Madam45for2923]

34. Wants to golf in Russia indefinitely.

[SummerSnow]

35. Obama's fault.Period.

[meow2u3]

36. "I can make more money if I resign"

"Plus, I can hobnob with the russkies without the "dishonest media" hounding me." --Trump's fantasy

Reality-- he's headed for the slammer. It's not a matter of if, but when.

[Vinca]

37. He'll say we don't deserve him. Which, of course, is true.

No citizen deserves an ignorant, whackjob manbaby in the most important position in the country.

[many a good man]

38. Heel spurs

Hey, it worked for the draft