We all know the tapes are doctored

[dumbcat]

If tRump brings out the tapes to refute Comey's testimony, you all know full well that the tapes were doctored.

Comey would not lie, and the Orange one cannot resist fudging the truth.

[C_U_L8R]

1. There are no tapes

Trump is entirely full of shit.

[Blue_Roses]

2. Trump is trying to bluff his way through this and it has

backfired on him.I don't believe there is or ever were any tapes.

[HipChick]

6. He will say he destroyed them..

[Blue_Roses]

8. But he says he's not a liar

Right.

I don't know how he keeps up with all the lies he tells.

[malaise]

3. There are no tapes n/t

[Blue_Roses]

9. I believe you are

100% Right!

[Squinch]

4. Just like we all know the tooth fairy can't really fly.

Because that would be silly. She probably has a Civic or something.

[matt819]

5. Tapes

Reel to reel or 8-track?

Maybe cassettes?

Or maybe the 45 White House is soaring into the late 20th century with floppy disks. The original floppy disks, which really were floppy.

Or maybe cutting edge stiffy disks.

Or, who knows, maybe they're really advanced, with CDs. Or would that be CD tapes to you Mr. 45?

No, I don't think there are tapes, but it's laughable when you think about it, that 45, Twitter aside, probably doesn't realize there's something a tad more advanced than tapes.

[HipChick]

7. Like mp3 file?

[KelleyKramer]

10. I don't know anyone who is stupid enough to believe ...

I don't know anyone who is stupid enough to believe there are recordings