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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWOW! President Trump's 71st birthday is only TWELVE days away! What gift would YOU like to give him?
He's done so much to make America great again in just a few short months. The least we could do is show our appreciation on his special day.
HEY...maybe he could take the day off and play a round of golf! He hardly gets to do that anymore.
frazzled
(18,402 posts)a big steaming plate of ... COVFEFE!
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)Aristus
(66,468 posts)NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)He can learn a lot about the climate there. Plus he'll be right at home. No golf courses, though. Sorry.
Girard442
(6,086 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I wonder if he has any idea how much he is despised the world over?
bdamomma
(63,928 posts)eating habits and continually gaining weight he could be a candidate for it.
mitch96
(13,926 posts)Just a bit smaller than the lumen so they lodge in the right and left coronary arteries. Oh and for good measure a few in the right and left carotids also...
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PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Phoenix61
(17,019 posts)A nice long one. Someplace quiet with nice comfy, padded walls.
mnhtnbb
(31,407 posts)geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)to startling people
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)Kleveland
(1,257 posts)And a large box of Catholic guilt.....
So he could wallow in self remorse.
Suffering for the harm he is doing to the planet, and the good people of the world.... I could care less for those who put him in office....they will have their own suffering.
My first thought was a special capsule, but justice would be better served that he should survive and suffer alone.
dalton99a
(81,635 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)And wizard of oz stuff Heart, brain , courage
dalton99a
(81,635 posts)Paladin
(28,276 posts)I've been here for something like 16 years; I don't think I'll jeopardize my participation privileges for the likes of donald trump.
Le Gaucher
(1,547 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)He really makes my skin crawl. I can't even bare to look at him for more than a second or two because he repulses me that much.
Lotusflower70
(3,077 posts)That rating is way too high.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)demmiblue
(36,898 posts)The thought of him in nature with no communication to the outside world and having to fend for himself is just priceless.
Doodley
(9,142 posts)Initech
(100,107 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,095 posts)Hopefully, it leads to total humiliation and soul-sucking poverty for him and everyone associated with him. Except for his youngest kid. I hope his mom can get that poor thing away from the lot of them.
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)eleny
(46,166 posts)And she looks like she could work up a real cutie of a pie, too.
MurrayDelph
(5,301 posts)to Gitmo?
Hekate
(90,848 posts)...including the cognitive bits. Happy birthday, Mr President.
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)and one of those rolling Hannibal Lecter outfits to restrain him.
Vinca
(50,313 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)The Blue Flower
(5,446 posts)In that order.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)CozyMystery
(652 posts)of living with an average American family, none of whom voted for him or support his presidency. He can bring all of his possessions he can fit into a regular backpack, except for money.
He wants to eat, he'll have to cook and shop for food. IOW, he'll be part of the household -- another adult to carry the burden. He'll do chores, laundry, etc.
He'll share a bathroom. He'll sit on furniture made of particleboard and cardboard. He'll sleep on the couch.
He can make money by working at minimum wage. Maybe the family will pay him to mow the lawn -- or deduct it from his share of expenses. All his income will be from him working for it.
No cell phone... he won't deserve it. No access to his family, friends, acquaintances or Putin. No internet.
No Secret Service or bodyguards ... none of the trappings of his current life.
He gets sick, no healthcare. He will just have to be sick.
No access to guns -- we don't want him to kill himself. Do we?
We'll bring Obama back to fill in for him. (This is a fantasy, remember.)
4139
(1,893 posts)A lump of coal
bdamomma
(63,928 posts)POS he is. I would like to give him a padded room.
sdfernando
(4,947 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)enid602
(8,659 posts)A pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass would be a great gift for Melania.
benld74
(9,911 posts)Let someone else choose the spot
Mad-in-Mo
(229 posts)world wide wally
(21,755 posts)Takket
(21,639 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,274 posts)Since it's so hard for him to walk any distance.