Charter Member of Macaroons Forever! . . . Please come CAPTION Jeff Sessions!!!

[skip fox]

Jeff ("Stop eating my lunch!&quot Sessions is saying: "Well, Senator, when I said I didn't have any meetings with the Russians, I meant meetings which were in a meeting room and were on the record, with a secretary and minutes and everything. . . . That should be obvious, . . . and if it wasn't for one senator who takes pride in tripping me up, . . . well it would be! . . . But I'll not embarrass him by calling him out by name. . . . That's just not the way I was raised."



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Above CAPTION based on the newly discovered possible meeting between Sessions and Kislyak as reported by CNN:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/31/politics/congress-investigating-jeff-sessions-russian-ambassador-meeting/

[luvMIdog]

1. I told you before I do not live in the hollow of a tree!

[underpants]

2. See as an experienced lawyer when someone asks me a question I just keep talking

Even after I've answered the actual question I just keep on running my mouth because, as I said, I'm an experienced lawyer.

[democratisphere]

3. "Yes. I'm sure I'm knot suffering frum memory lose and sinility."

[imanamerican63]

4. I told them I never met with Russians!

Ok, just 3, 4, 5 or more times!

[ProudLib72]

5. You have to do a better job defining your terms

When you said "meet with Russians", I took it to mean "have sexual relations and smoke pot with Russians".

[Johonny]

6. When you start smoking the pot then you start to see Russians in your sleep

I'm saying the closest I've come to Russia is having Russian dressing on my salad and even that we called Thousand Island because we're Americans. Now it's true I might have bumped into the Russian Ambassador, I might have accidentally talked to him about the election, and I might have taken money to do this, but I stand by my first statement. It's all pots fault I did these things. Damn you pot!

[skip fox]

7. J. S. is saying:

"Sure, Russian interference in our democratic process is important, sure. . . . But it pales in comparison to who's leaking information about the interference. . . . It's like comparing shop-lifting to serial killing. . . . Anyone can see that!"

[Bayard]

8. "Follow the Yellow Brick Road!"

[dembotoz]

10. so i burned a cross in front of his store because that cleaners did not get the blood stains out of

my klan robes

[frogmarch]

11. "Also...when I recused myself

from the Russia investigations, I didn't mean RECUSE recuse. I just meant I'd stand back a little."