Trump Walks Into A Bar, Bartender Says.....

[Grassy Knoll]

..Get The Fuck Outa Here ...Budum Cha

[True Dough]

1. That should be the response everywhere Drumpf goes

Even Pope Francis probably thought about saying it!

[FM123]

2. Your usual sir?

Trump: Yes, I'll have a White Russian

[sandensea]

12. Ba-zinga.

[lisa58]

3. He doesn't drink- never trust anyone that doesn't drink

[Kleveland]

5. I second that....

My general rule of thumb, is don't trust anyone who does not drink or have an animal pet.

(animal just to clarify, since *Rump has a pet store bought wife, Bannon and Rinse Penis and all).

He has neither....

I am sure that a cat would run away in a hurry when it saw that ferret in his head!

[MFM008]

6. That's Rancid Penis

[Kleveland]

7. In that case, a rinse would not help I guess!

[IrishEyes]

11. I don't drink but I have two adorable kittens.

I have had beer, wine and cocktails. I just don't like the taste of any of them.

[MurrayDelph]

14. Than you for the corollary

I am medically unable to consume alcohol, lacking the enzyme that metabolizes it. I once had to go to the Emergency Room because of barbecue sauce, and more than once had food poisoning because "we didn't tell you 'cause it cooks out."

But my three dogs (all rescues) love me.

[ProudLib72]

4. Bartender says

"Oh good, you came back. I thought I was going to have to call Ivanka to come pick up these highly classified documents you left."

[Takket]

8. Trump walks into a bar. Bartender says "time for your 60 minutes exercise"

Then trump wakes up and realizes it was a dream, and the voice is coming from the guard as he opens his cell door. trump marches in his orange suit surrounded by his fellow prisoners out into the courtyard.

Budum Cha

[LOL Lib]

9. What's the difference between Drumpf and a potato?

One is bulbous, lumpy, and full of carbs...the other is a potato.

[rpannier]

10. I heard this one

Trump walks into a bar.
The bartender hits him in the face
That's the punch line

[L. Coyote]

13. A Traitor, a Liar, A Narcissist, a Moron, and a Demented Old Man walk into a bar. Bartender says

What can I get you Mr. Trump.

[luvMIdog]

15. Bartender says: Добро пожаловать. Как обычно?

translated from Russian: Welcome back. Your usual?

[neeksgeek]

16. A Russian spy, a sexual predator, and a billionaire walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. Trump?"