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dvduval

(260 posts)
Mon May 22, 2017, 09:27 PM May 2017

Promote your website with Democratic Underground!!!

Now it is easy to get lots of traffic to your website using Democratic Underground!!! Here's how!!!

Step 1: come up with a story the Democrats will just salivate over being true. Examples:
"audio of trump peeing to be released tonight"
"sources say Trump business associate will be releasing 2012 tax returns"

Step 2: post a link to your website and see your story right at the top of Democratic Underground because they love fake news like yours.

Step 3: get some advertisers on your website. Monetize that traffic baby!

But wait there's more!

As an added bonus you can show live tweets from your bogus Twitter feed and get hundreds if not thousands of subscribers absolutely free!

So what are you waiting for! Get your website to the top and get rich quick.

And of course try to make it sound like you are somebody important, because heck, you're going to be important very soon anyway. Maybe you once took a picture of the Clinton at a conference? Tell them you are a presidential photographer during the Clinton administration. Have you ever visited a department such as the DMV to get your driver's license? Tell them you have done some work at the state department. It sounds good and you aren't even lying as bad as Trump, so why not?

So get your conspiracy theories ready! Get your website up and running! And get some advertising dollars headed your way! Who needs to contribute to Democratic Underground when you can contribute with fake news? It's going to be great! You're going to get tired of winning so much.


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Promote your website with Democratic Underground!!! (Original Post) dvduval May 2017 OP
Please note dvduval May 2017 #1
Damn, I should have learned to type fast in typing class in high school in rzemanfl May 2017 #3
Here- rzemanfl May 2017 #2
I don't mind people critical or doubtful of her, I mind what seems obsessive posts/peer pressure for Madam45for2923 May 2017 #4
. Madam45for2923 May 2017 #5
My main concern.. dvduval May 2017 #6
Concern is noted. Madam45for2923 May 2017 #9
Or your YouTube channel jberryhill May 2017 #7
Good one! dvduval May 2017 #8
 

Madam45for2923

(7,178 posts)
4. I don't mind people critical or doubtful of her, I mind what seems obsessive posts/peer pressure for
Mon May 22, 2017, 09:35 PM
May 2017

I don't mind people critical or doubtful of her, I mind what seems obsessive posts/peer pressure for

others to stop reading/following her if they wish to.

My motto is I'll read whoever I damn please, including LM if I wish.

I understand why she can be criticized, but I don't understand the need to be pushy towards fellow DUers to do as you deem "appropriate".

That part is very annoying.

dvduval

(260 posts)
6. My main concern..
Mon May 22, 2017, 09:44 PM
May 2017

It seems that posting a controversial story here has a clear financial benefit. If you post something that is fake news and wishful thinking accompanied by a link to your Twitter feed or your website, you will definitely be able to make out well as a result. There is a big payoff to be had by lying to people and play on there which will thinking. Did you happen to notice the Patibiotics blogs is filled with advertisements? Like I said, she is getting tired of winning.

dvduval

(260 posts)
8. Good one!
Mon May 22, 2017, 09:53 PM
May 2017

Yes, I have a YouTube feed. I can get a link to my YouTube video right on the homepage. Man, I'm going to get rich. I'm going to get so rich. Because you too allows you to have ads in your YouTube channel. I'm going to get tired of being rich.

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