Gordon Klingenschmitt: The Democratic Party Requires Its Members To Be Demon-Possessed And Serve Th

[shenmue]

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/gordon-klingenschmitt-the-democratic-party-requires-its-members-to-be-demon-possessed-and-serve-the-devil/

[Codeine]

1. These are really just suggestions rather than requirements.

Legally they can't actually demand active demon possession, but it's certainly part of our political culture.

[spanone]

2. hey gordo....

go fuck yourself.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Who?

[Solly Mack]

4. Gordo is obviously a gluebag.

[smirkymonkey]

5. Ok, Gordon. We all have to get back to planet earth now.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

6. I Remember My First Demon Possession

Good times. When I went to the Democratic Party offices, I remember walking past the demon waiting room, taking a peek inside, and through all the masses of demons waiting to take possession of people, our eyes met, and I just knew we'd hit it off famously. Some people said it wouldn't last, but here we are all these years later.

[MedusaX]

9. just over 3 decades ago I took possession* of a human as he looked into my eyes...

And I have yet to release him....

*this is an ability which comes naturally and requires no formal training....

strangely enough,
our prey are fully aware of our capabilities..
yet demonstrate no effective defensive actions....

It is almost as if they want to be possessed....

[Initech]

7. Sure, why not? Hell has better music and beer!

[krispos42]

15. Guitars, bass guitars, drums, and keyboards...

... versus harps?

No contest!

[Initech]

18. Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden vs MercyMe? Also no contest!

[BlueStater]

8. I have no idea who the fuck this is. n/t

[COLGATE4]

16. Oh boychick. You've got to read up on "Chaps". He's a legend in his

own mind.

[Blue_Roses]

10. Why is this being posted here.

It's not like we don't already get enough of their shit

[shenmue]

20. We have to keep an eye on these crazies

[Blue_Roses]

21. Yes very true

[roamer65]

11. You're the first on the Antichrist's list, Gordo.

We Demoncrats will make sure of it.

[luvMIdog]

12. and these morons call other cultures barbaric *sigh*

[Judi Lynn]

13. What a genius! Gordon!

[center]

Gordon's on the left.
Before becoming a Congressman,
Gordon was a Navy chaplin!
Gordon imagines he's a man of God.



Gordon's feeling a little bit religious.
God bless Gordon Klingenschmidt real good. [/center]
I think Gordon got some bad communion wine, is having hallucinations. Maybe he needs to retire and spend more time with his family, like other Republicans have been doing.

[Cha]

14. Freaky asshole is projecting

[librechik]

17. dingdingding!

mental illness is so amusing. and sad. Very sad.

[WinkyDink]

19. Better than the Republicans' Mammon and Moloch.

[dawg]

22. This is what we're up against, folks.

There are thousands, if not millions, of white Christians who believe this shit.

And the fact that we nominated a sincere and long-time practicing Methodist and they nominated ... well, you know what they nominated .... makes no difference to them. In their eyes, he is holy.

[shenmue]

23. Yep