TRUMP BOASTS THAT HIS IMPEACHMENT WILL GET HIGHER TV RATINGS THAN ALL OTHER IMPEACHMENTS

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt, Donald Trump boasted that, if he is impeached, the television ratings will be higher than those of any other impeachment in history.

“Everywhere I go, people tell me that if I am impeached, they’re going to watch it,” he said. “The ratings are going to be through the roof.”

He said that he expected his impeachment ratings to be “many, many times” the size of the audience for Bill Clinton’s impeachment, in 1998.

“It’s not even going to be close,” Trump said. “The ratings for Bill Clinton’s impeachment were a joke.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-boasts-that-his-impeachment-will-get-higher-tv-ratings-than-all-other-impeachments

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1. ...

[pangaia]

2. This shit has gotten so bad I can no longer tell reality from comedy

Which, of course, is Dugin's intention and goal.

[Grassy Knoll]

3. Love Borowitz...

[Kber]

4. Well, I'd watch it.

[tandem5]

5. I would too -- More truth than satire.

[Cha]

6. That's one trump shit show that he may be right.

[rpannier]

9. Could be the replacement on NBC for the Apprentice

[longship]

7. R&K for Andy Borowitz's finely tuned satire.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

8. LOL... too real.. nt

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10. Paragraphs 5 thru 8 are hilarious too -- well worth the click

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-boasts-that-his-impeachment-will-get-higher-tv-ratings-than-all-other-impeachments