Is This A Prank? You Weren't Enough Like (Paranoid) Nixon Already?

[TrollBuster9090]

1. Fire the law enforcement officer who's investigating YOU for corruption,
2. Discuss it with HENRY f-ing KISSINGER
3. Beat the crap out of your own Press Staff (Ron Ziegler style) over the lousy Press you're getting
4. Wander around the White House ranting at inanimate objects and talking to the portraits on the walls,

And then, because you're worried you're not Nixonesque enough...

5. Record your conversations with people in the WH in a fit of paranoia

The only two things left for you to do is start throwing the double PEACE signs...and GET YOURSELF IMPEACHED!

How long do we have to wait for THAT to happen?
Honestly, this is silly. It took three months for the press to finally admit Trump is a liar...how long will it take for them to admit he's a NUTCASE!?


Nixon sez...

"THAT'S MY BOY!"

[Ilsa]

1. He's already up to #4?

Someone in the WH is leaking that, or is he doing it in plain sight of the msm cameras?