This is why so many people want to ban fireworks. Warning.

[warrior1]

I'm just amazed we've survived this long as a species.

[dionysus]

1. at a party once, this guy was hammered off of jack and lit off over a dozen bottle rockets that he

was clenching in his teeth. not a problem.


next morning, he tried to do it sober, singed his beard and burnt his face on the first one....

[hedgehog]

2. Why are so many assholes so fascinated

with putting fireworks in their assholes?

[backscatter712]

4. Seems to me that's a self-correcting problem.

I make it a policy to avoid getting in the way of natural selection.

[RebelOne]

3. Why not just ban these idiots from the human race

and contain them into an idiots' zoo?

[Posteritatis]

19. Several people in that video look like they did that to themselves already. (nt)

[HopeHoops]

5. I've got a neighbor who shoots off bottle rockets every year. I find them EVERYWHERE!

[Control-Z]

6. Not to sound sexist or ageist

but for the most part these ridiculous and dangerous stunts were pulled by young men - teen to twenty somethings. I know how hard it is to break through to these guys when they think they've got such great ideas. I have one (man-child). Damn good thing they grow out of this stage.

My son's father isn't much different, unfortunately. But I think he's the exception. I hope he's the exception. Well, then there are the republicans. Never mind.

Have a happy and safe Independence Day everyone!!

[Odin2005]

8. Boys and young men love "blowing shit up".

I admit it, I like watching mythbusters because there are so many booms.

[Control-Z]

12. Admitting the problem is the first step.

I kid. But I really don't get it.

I know there are people who go to NASCAR races in the hope of seeing a violent, fiery crash. I don't get that either. Seems like it would be a reason not to go.

[JHB]

22. It's like the old adage about biology...

...Plenty of little kids get a kick out of pulling wings off of bugs. Most grow out of it. The ones that don't they either become biologists or come to bad ends.

Similar case here with fireworks and explosives experts: Grow out of it, get your shit together about it, or come to a bad end.

[Earth_First]

7. Or that they disturb most dogs, cause fires and create debris ingested by wildlife....

Bur your pool party will be the talk of the office on Monday!

[waddirum]

11. not to mention military veterans with PTSD

Many have a hard time around this holiday

[Honeycombe8]

9. I'm so glad they're banned in my area. Some still do it, but not many. Leave it to the pros. nt

[greytdemocrat]

10. Priceless!!! n/t

[NoPasaran]

13. Is your ass on fire or do you just love America?

I could watch that over and over.



Probably will.

[mnhtnbb]

14. I wonder how many of them watch Faux News?

[TheMightyFavog]

15. How many instances in this video are pure "Instant moran, just add alcohol?"

[corkhead]

16. so many Darwin Awards, so little time

[MrSlayer]

17. Place on ground in clear area, light fuse, get away.

There are clear instructions on class c fireworks. Just because idiots do not follow the instructions is no reason to ban fireworks.

[Historic NY]

18. Playing with professional motars is like playing with IED.

we had a bunker/magazine blowup a couple years back where fireworks were stored. It was heard for miles and there were scraps for the ME.

[ProfessionalLeftist]

20. Because people are stupid?

I say let them suffer the consequences.

[Poiuyt]

21. I'm guessing a lot of those idiots were inspired by that old TV show, Jackass

[tjwash]

23. This looks like a good spot to drop this off...