Wonkette: Hillary Clinton Emerges From Woods To Break Foot Up In Donald Trump's Ass

[ehrnst]

Maude bless Wonkette.

Hillary Clinton was interviewed by Christiane Amanpour on Tuesday at a luncheon for Women For Women International, and while this wasn’t the FIRST time she’s emerged from the woods to say peek-a-boo to the American public, it was definitely her most badass outing so far. She made some news in the back-and-forth, like for instance she is writing a book that will be out in September, about how she “lost” the election to Donald Trump. She addressed why she “lost,” and in the process managed to throw approximately one metric lady fuckton of shade at Trump, without ever once saying his name.

Now, some might say we are part of the #HillaryClintonCorporateGlobalistFanClub by even writing this post, but that’s silly. We are the PRESIDENT of that club and ALSO A CLIENT.
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But the reason why I believe we lost were the intervening events in the last ten days. And I think you can see, I was leading in the early vote, I had a very strong — and not just our polling and data analysis — but a very strong assessment going across the country about where I was in terms of the necessary votes and electoral votes. And remember I did win more than three million votes [than] my opponent. It’s like, REALLY????

OH SHIT DONALD TRUMP IS NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT.

AMANPOUR: I feel a tweet coming!

CLINTON: Well, FINE. You know, better that than interfering in foreign affairs, if he wants to tweet about me, I’m happy to be the diversion …

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/02/politics/hillary-clinton-donald-trump/index.html


LOLOLOL did she just say it’s better for the current president to get distracted pout-raging at her on Twitter than it is for him to even dip his tiny hands into foreign affairs? Oh shit, she did.

… because we’ve got lots of other things to worry about. And he should worry less about the election, and my winning the popular vote …

FUCK!

… than doing some other things that would be important for the country.

Daaaaaaaaamn.

OH AND ALSO THERE WAS THAT RUSSIA THING, which was done by Vladimir Putin, who hates Hillary because he is a pussy and she was mean to him one time.

Read more at https://wonkette.com/616515/hillary-clinton-emerges-from-woods-to-break-foot-up-in-donald-trumps-ass#s6oM1HqF1xA5VM1Y.99

[JHan]

1. haha I love wonkette.

[ehrnst]

2. Much needed subversion... (nt)

[ismnotwasm]

3. Hahaha! That's great

I love Wonkette

[jehop61]

4. Love it

if she comes out and begins critiquing 45 on a regular basis. It'll drive him crazy!

[mcar]

5. I needed this

A welcome break from the MSM's return to Hillary hate.

[brer cat]

6. Thank you, Wonkette,

for ending my day on a high note.

[MontanaMama]

7. Fucking A.

I'm still with her.

[calimary]

8. Fucking A.

Me too. I'm STILL with her, as well, dammit!

[Beacool]

9. What a difference, an intelligent woman, as opposed to the mediocrity in the WH.

I will never forgive the segment of the population that either voted for Trump or chose to remain home because they didn't like Hillary enough to get to a voting booth. They can all rot in HELL!!! They foisted this intellectually deficient old man on the nation. A guy who is ignorant, ill informed, narcissistic, petty, vindictive and who has a mean streak. A man who speaks like an 8 year old and behaves like a spoiled toddler throwing a tantrum.

Trump is such a POS as a person, that I would have voted for a turnip over him. Anyone from our side would have been a better choice.

[NBachers]

10. Read Beacool's post again.

Let me add more stabs at the "alternative to Hillary" voters or non-voters. This nightmare is what you've done to the world.

[Cha]

11. CLINTON: Well, FINE. You know, better that than interfering in foreign affairs, if he wants to tweet

about me, I’m happy to be the diversion"…

Thank you, Hillary!

[Hekate]

12. It was a wonderful interview. And I love Wonkette!

Christiane, Hillary, and Wonkette

[Hekate]

13. Hehe Wonkette shares my low opinion of the authors of Shattered. Thank you, Wonkette

[ehrnst]

14. If letting go of all electoral ambition means we *finally* get the unedited

IDGAF quiet-devastating-sass-throwing Hillary, I will count that a shiny silver lining. ..

Sadly, that'll probably be when Certain people decide she's "authentic" after all and wonder why we couldn't have had her for Prez instead.

[betsuni]

15. K&R

[oasis]

16. ImWithHer.

Hillary's the One.