GOP State Senator Will Teach Brooklyn Women To Act Like Ladies!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

Women of Brooklyn, New York, State Senator Marty Golden (R) wants to turn you into proper ladies fit for employment.

As part of a summer series on career development directed at his female constituents, Golden is hosting a taxpayer-funded event called “Posture, Deportment and the Feminine Presence” on July 24. Golden promises to teach Bay Ridge women “the art of feminine presence,” which includes tips on how to “sit, stand and walk like a model” and “walk up and down a stair elegantly”:


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[Woody Woodpecker]

1. One look at the Boro Park area

would lead me to think they do act like ladies.

I guess he missed that part of Brooklyn?

Crown Heights also comes in mind.

[Bandit]

2. An old white Republican man is going to teach women how to be women...

They do have balls bigger than the planets...

[WorseBeforeBetter]

24. He has help... see #22.

Excellent use of taxpayer money!

[enough]

3. I always thought the abysmal level of who gets into the state legislature was

something unique to my own state (PA). Slowly, I have learned differently.

[cindyperry2010]

4. fuck him

coming from a lady

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Charm School?

[Initech]

6. Seriously - what decade does this jackass live in - 2012 or 1856?

[ananda]

7. He must have been watching Mad Men..

.. or The Stepford Wives.

[tanyev]

8. Bonus tips on how to keep that aspirin between your knees from slipping.

[mzteris]

9. Oh dear -

I thought this was an "old" ad... can't believe someone would actually put this in print today!

Hmmmm - my son is in NY for the month - along with a whole bunch of friends - most of whom are of the female persuasion. I wonder if he'd want to take a trip over to brooklyn. . .

[Kalidurga]

10. Wow how condescending

I know how to act like a lady. I would just much rather not. If people think I am unladylike, that is their problem not mine.

[lame54]

11. can't wait for his dish-washing and laundry seminar

[CBHagman]

12. Sometimes I think the United States is one great big open-air insane asylum.

This ad does nothing to disabuse me of that notion.

[muntrv]

13. So, when does marty teach colored people like me to act white?

[maxrandb]

14. In a sane world

you would never be able to put the words "State Senator" in front of this ass-hats name.

[ohheckyeah]

15. I was positive this was a photoshop job from The Onion or something.

Good God....Senator Golden can go fuck himself. Of course, I mean that in only the most ladylike way.

[nolabear]

16. Boy is it tempting to fill up those RSVPs. The number IS right there.

The only thing that would be more fun would be to actually infiltrate, and show him some REAL feminine presence!

[Greybnk48]

17. Looks like "Old, Ugly, White and Stupid Guy"

has mastered "the art of being a douche bag" right along with his mastery of "the art of the feminine presence." LOL!

[longship]

18. Lisabeth Salander wants to teach Sen. Marty Golden what happens to men who hate women.

Enough said?

No? Read about her Here.

Or in Stieg Larsson's books or the Swedish movies that tell Salander's story in Larsson's Millennium Trilogy which has to be a feminist bombshell.

Go for it.

[Dawson Leery]

19. Between the teaklan, Pat Boone, Andy Williams, and Foster Friess,

and now this filth, the "Silent Generation" is being quite noisy and vile.

[Iris]

20. I'm curious about the handshake.

I was taught not to give a "dead fish" handshake but perhaps that's not very ladylike?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

23. I don't do "dead fish" either; then again, I never went to charm school. :-)

[maxrandb]

21. Something tells me

that this guy has an account on Grindrs, just like Santorum.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

22. "Presented by Phillipa Morrish, Certified Protocol Consultant"

And heeeeeeere she is:


http://www.etiquettetraininginternational.com/about_eti

Ooh, it's Jesus-y:
http://cwlxpress.com/2011/04/phillipa-morrish-etiquette-training/

Consulting... one of the biggest rackets on the planet.

(Please, please, please... any of you unlady-like DUers able to attend this event? Think of the fun!)