Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin walk into the Oval Office...

[EarthFirst]

There's a punchline somewhere in there.

[gordianot]

1. They should be searched by the secret service on the way out.

Obviously the White House has fallen on hard times. Hope they counted the silver.

[Sculpin Beauregard]

2. Hasn't nugent died of rabies yet?

Palin will get sucker punched by an angry local and that other guy will light himself on fire accidentally on stage.

Towering intellects, all of them.

[Initech]

7. Kid Rock will join the "hold my beer and watch this!" crowd.

[Lint Head]

3. Stupid is as stupid does.

[unblock]

4. mine is more in the spirit of carnac the magnificent: a shitter, a hitter, and a quitter.

[EarthFirst]

5. +1 nt

[ornotna]

15. Most excellent

[standingtall]

6. Jim Cornette on Why he dislikes kid Rock

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. Bartender asks, What'll ya have?

Kid Rock says, Hmmmm...how about a Greasydick beer?

Bartender fixes him up.

Bartender says, Ms Palin?
Sara says, ME! Me! I WAAAAANNNT a Frozen Kool-Aid Vodka Slushee!

Bartender shaves some ice and mixes her up a cold one.

Bartender says, and you, Mr. Nugent?
Nooge says, Welllllllll shit.

[muntrv]

9. Cannon fodder for the USS Carl Vinson?

[democratisphere]

10. Ted Nugent, Kid Rock and Sarah Palin.

Has been rocker, old rocker and off her rocker.
3 Stooges.

[L. Coyote]

11. "So that's why they call it oval. Who knew?"

Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock walk into a bar. Bartender says ...
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028955606

"Oh no, here come today's Three Stooges of Distraction."

[smirkymonkey]

12. White trash in the White House.

I never thought it would come to this. Can the bar get any lower?

[muntrv]

13. Trump says "Welcome to the chickenhawk coop!"

[HoosierDebbie]

14. Chris Matthews had a special declarative about these visitors today.

"Three jackasses!"

[Onyrleft]

16. This is your Rock and Roll without drugs;

any questions?

[roamer65]

17. Hopefully Teddy showed up with clean underwear.

When it's a gov't function, he likes to show up with shit filled drawers.

[UTUSN]

18. Conan: "Dinner was interrupted when an episode of Cops broke out... shirtless... handcuffed..."

And

"Honey BooBoo was invited but couldn't make it... chair was there for her... couldn't make it..."