Dear Bill O'Reilly fans:

[Cyrano]

Your lives just improved.

I know you won't believe this, and that you'll call me a leftwingliberalnortheastestablishmentivyleaguecommiejewfag, however, O'Reilly's absence removes one source that poisons your brain.

Don't bother to thank me now for making you aware of this. Please recover completely. You'll thank me later.

On edit: Read that long thing in the second paragraph slowly. It's what "they" call us without taking a breath to separate the words.

[Afromania]

1. Was having a conversation about this with somebody earlier

about O'Reilly. We came to the sad conclusion that he probably won't go very far or for very long. In the interim they'll find another warm body to spew their particular brand of vile awfulness. We never really get rid of them, they just go and hide for a little while ready to reemerge and shit all over everything again.