Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock walk into a bar. Bartender says ...

[L. Coyote]

I'm trying, help me out, what does the bartender say?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

(That's what I'd say anyway!)

[CrispyQ]

2. "Get the fuck out of here you putrid pieces of shit." -nt

[Dawson Leery]

3. Fuck off white nationalist Lorretta Lynn.

Surprised she isn't there. She was on board with Donnie's bigotry.

[unblock]

4. a quitter, a shitter, and a hitter!

[AJT]

6. Perfect

[flotsam]

10. Tri-fecta.....

It don't get any better!

[L. Coyote]

15. very right on n/t

[smirkymonkey]

18. Touche!

[KelleyKramer]

32. Ba Da Boom!

That may be the best duzy I have seen all year

[Orsino]

5. "With the bar set that low someone's gonna trip over it."

I got nothin'.

[FakeNoose]

7. You guys can stay

... but that sleazy broad has to go.

[BlueStater]

8. D-list celebrities meet with D-list president.

Like parasites drawn to a piece of dog shit.

[MedusaX]

9. Well I'll be damned, if it ain't the Duke Boys & Miss Daisy.....

Heard y'all had been a visiting over there
at the White Nationalist House...

I bet donnie got a real kick outta riding around in the General Lee...

Shore-lee, you didn't let him drive, now did ya?

[flotsam]

11. Hooker Chic and hats on...

What a respectful (feral) pack....

[spanone]

12. Hillary has more brain cells in one lobe than all these bozos combined.

fuck 'em all

[L. Coyote]

30. Indeed, they shouldn't be allowed near her portrait.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

13. Sorry, we're not hiring at the moment.

[L. Coyote]

14. "O.K., who ordered the three White Russians?"

I'm still trying

[librechik]

16. FTW n/t

[cate94]

27. Hahaha

[JHan]

17. "ouch, that's gotta hurt"....

sorry.

:p

[OriginalGeek]

19. Holy shit pants!

I can see Russia though the ear-holes in that dope's head!

[MGKrebs]

20. Good lord you people are nasty.

[smirkymonkey]

21. It's official. The White House and the office of the Presidency has been so

thoroughly defiled by the Trump family it will take decades of Democratic occupancy to restore it to it's previous level of distinction and honor.

I can't believe what a hillbilly trainwreck this whole thing is!


Just look at these people!

[L. Coyote]

22. "Free drinks all night to whoever will haul out the stinkin' trash."

I'm still thinking ....

[TravelingMan]

23. Bartender

I know what you want Three jackasses on the rocks

[llmart]

24. Ugh...

We've gone from the classy Obama family to this????

I don't think I can take much more. Stupid a**holes can't even remove their hats.

There is a combined IQ of 25 in this group and I may be overestimating that. My local station had to have this on their newscast tonight and it made me sick. It's another way to try to normalize this insanity.

[OilemFirchen]

25. So strange that you ALL walked into this bar.

Did you not notice that the door was open?

[dem4decades]

26. The bartender says "Where'd you find the assholes?"

And the three all say at the same time,

"I didn't find them, they came in with me."

[KittyWampus]

28. "The freak show left town last week".

[L. Coyote]

29. "Oh no, here come today's Three Stooges of Distraction."

Still thinking, I'll get there eventually.

[mnmoderatedem]

31. my stab at the Oval Office conversation:

Ted: Donald, we really feel your comments about John McCain were way out of line. After all he is a decorated member of the military, served in Vietnam and was tortured by the Vietcong. You made that "not a hero because he was shot down" comment just to score political points. And you never even served in the the military! That's just plain wrong.

Sarah: Yes Donald I agree. And you also referred to him as a "loser" on Twitter. Ted, Kid and I are true blue patriots, and we respect members of our military. And he chose me as his running mate after all. If not for him, no one outside of Alaska would even know who I am. To disrespect him like that really does not sit well with us.

Ted: Yes Donald. We really feel you owe him an apology.

Sarah: Yes Donald, right away. We really feel strongly about that.

Ted: We do.

Sarah: You betcha.

Ted: Wait Sarah?

Sarah: Yes Ted?

Ted: You're forgetting one thing. Donald is the republican president of the United States, and you and I are two of the biggest fucking hypocrites on the face of the planet!

Sarah: By golly you're right Ted! So sorry Donald, we temporarily lost sight of the fact that we're two of the biggest fucking hypocrites on the face of the planet.

Ted: Forgive us Donald. Forget we even said anything.

Sarah: Yes Donald, our bad.

[L. Coyote]

33. "We don't serve disrespectful people." Obama photog responds to Palin mocking Clinton portrait

Obama photographer responds to Palin mocking Clinton portrait

President Obama's former photographer posted a photo response to former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) and musicians Ted Nugent and Kid Rock mocking a portrait of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton during a White House visit on Thursday.

Pete Souza's photo, posted to Instagram, shows Obama sitting with his White House chief of staff Bill Daley beneath a portrait of former President Ronald Reagan ............

https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/225931565/the-obama-white-house/

The Obama White House

Being respectful.