BREAKING! The new word is Unservative

[superpatriotman]

After much thought, discussion and marketing research, the head office has sent this edict that states:

From today onward, the apt descriptive noun of our opposition shall be Unservative

We workshopped Regressives, Repukes, Cuckservatives, Wrong Wing, and ultimately decided - by simple majority vote - that members of the republic party, right wingers, alt-righters, twitler voters and all those who stand against equality, freedom, progressive thought and liberal democracy shall be called...

Unservatives

That is all.

[lunatica]

1. Disservatives would also be good.

[superpatriotman]

2. Sorry

This is from the Head Office. Take it up with HR.

[lunatica]

4. Oh yeah? I'll take it up with my union

Teamsters!!

[superpatriotman]

7. The Head Office approves

They believe that the union makes their employees better and happier.

[Thor_MN]

8. Aservative should reall be spelled with two "S"s

but the pronunciation would be problematic..

[superpatriotman]

11. Thus Unservative

Please comply with the Head Office' edict to give the appearance of a well paid, united front.
Thanks for your attention. There is no 'I' in Team.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

3. Thank the head office for me!

We can always use a new word in place of Cuckservatives

[superpatriotman]

5. See you at the Company picnic!

I'll be the one in the Easter Bunny costume.

[elleng]

6. THANK YOU!

I've complained the 'other' in NO WAY actually are: 'holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion,' but rather radicals.

[Snotcicles]

9. Selfservatives. nt

[superpatriotman]

10. The Head Office expects compliance

Leave your complaints in the suggestion box outside the commissary.

[Snotcicles]

12. Not a complaint.

I'll use the "suggestion" box.

[superpatriotman]

13. The Board thanks you for your service

Carry on.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

14. Disservative.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

15. Traitorservative