Letter to the UK Ambassador

[dobleremolque]

Sir Kim Darroch
Her Majesty's Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the United States

Dear Sir Kim:

Please feel free to decline President Trump's demands to ride in the State Coach during his pending visit to the United Kingdom. The State Coach is and should be reserved exclusively to the Sovereign and her family. Tell the President if he wants to ride in a horse-drawn golden coach, Disney World isn't all that far from Mar-a-Lago. (We'll take care of warning Cinderella to keep a wary eye on his hands.)

[2naSalit]

1. Beautiful!

The cheato should never even be let near enough to see the coach let alone ride in it. What a petulant child. He'd leave cheezy looking shit stains on the seats and everything he touches... like the anti-Midas!