"How they hanging, Vlad?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("I've got my back&quot Trump is saying: "Vlad, I've got it all figured. . . . You play like you're pissed about the Syrian missile attack. . . . Then I come out and say relations between Russia and the U.S. are at an all time low. . . . Then you say the same thing. . . . and we both pretend to be not talking for a week or so. . . . Then, when it's cool again, I can start paying you off by releasing sanctions and those other things we talked about. . . . Nobody will be the wiser."

Vladimir Putin is thinking, "And to think, we used to call George Bush 'Numbnuts.'"

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1. "Yes, I will even give you a wig of my hair too!" n/t

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2. PresiDented Donald Trump is saying:

"Vlad. . . . You just keep a lid on your end and we'll be alright. . . . I mean, I love the message you're sending; radiation poisoning and all that. . . . I don't think it's 'too busy,' at all. . . . 'Speak softly and go nuclear,' that's what I say."