Lets Hear It For the Boy!!!
I have to hand it to you Republicans – seriously, you rock! If you were looking to elect the most incompetent, ignorant, illiterate, dumbass pussy-grabber in the country, you scored – Bigly!
From foreign policy to diplomacy, from hosting visiting world leaders to the WH Easter Egg Roll, there isn’t a single thing your Idiot hasn’t fucked up so fantastically, so downright amazingly, so over-the-top-this-can’t-be-real, it defies description.
You chose a “president” who has failed – quite spectacularly – on every level. Somehow you managed to find one of what must be a handful of living human beings who can pull off insulting our allies, appointing incompetent ass-suckers and/or criminals to his Cabinet, having to fire his senior national security advisor all in his first month in office – and all while “tweeting” inane messages about the size of his inauguration attendees, waging war on Nordstrom’s, AND dodging the growing evidence that he colluded with our sworn enemy, Russia. Talk about a multi-tasking jerk-of-all trades – WOW!
Surely you knew that Your Boy would be the butt of every joke in late-night show monologues, satire sites, and political cartoons and thought “This will work for us”. You must have known – otherwise you wouldn’t have elected the Ultimate Butt in the first place, right?
It’s truly amazing how your Boy has managed to fuck-up every single thing without even breaking a sweat – if you don’t count the flop-sweat that’s evident every time someone says “Russian ties”, a phrase which invariably leads to yet another barrage of executive orders your illiterate Boy signs without being able to read them, threatening to bomb the shit out of foreign nations in hopes of distracting the media away from the news story that is NOT going away, now or ever.
Of course, I must give credit where it’s due. Not only did you elect an Idiot, you elected an idiot who comes with his very own entourage of idiots, including Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway, Sean “Holocaust Centers” Spicer, and an assortment of dumb-ass kids and their spouses whose world experience has heretofore been limited to what they do best, i.e. being dumb-asses. And that’s not even counting the many advisors, confidantes, and appointees who all have those “Russian ties” no one is supposed to talk about, and a First Lady who prefers to be wherever her husband isn’t.
Hey, we understand the political strategy here – and it’s worked out how you wanted, right? You didn’t want to repeal Obamacare, you didn’t want a ban on Muslims entering the country – and apparently, you didn’t get what you didn’t want. Well played! (I’d hate to think you actually wanted those things, and your Boy couldn’t deliver.)
I’ve gotta hand it to you, GOP. It’s like you deliberately (with malice aforethought) elected the person most likely to completely destroy the country you claim to hold so dear – a Boy whose ignorance is only surpassed by his stupidity, a Boy whose past history literally screamed I know how to fuck-up everything I touch!, a Boy who is literally shaking the country down for money that winds up in his own pocket. Assuming that’s what you were aiming for all along, I have to say “Mission Accomplished”!
You were obviously looking for a Boy who can lie every time he opens his mouth, who can flip-flop on previously-held positions at least four times in one day, and who chooses to entertain visiting foreign dignitaries at his private club by serving them dinners from a kitchen that has been cited for 13 violations by food inspectors. What else is there to say but nailed it, nailed it, NAILED IT!
You guys apparently pulled out all the stops in order to elect the worst possible candidate in American history, and your efforts have paid off handsomely!
I’m just counting on the voters remembering in 2018 exactly which Party put this bloviating, mentally unhinged, flip-flopping, Putin-ass-kissing Boy in the Oval Office. And I have a feeling they will.
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Love it!
