What will Dipshit Donnie do if Kim Jong Uggo detonates a nuke underground in the next few hours?

[NightWatcher]

Is the Carrier Group Stennis close enough to do something if he orders it?

Signs are pointing to an expected test today. The same people who called the Syria attack hours beforehand are saying something is about to happen and journalists have been told to be prepared by their NK handlers.

Go follow @th3j35t3r on twitter for more updates

Link to tweet

[Ohioblue22]

1. he'll go golfing

[DesertRat]

2. He'll go to Jared. Or Ivanka.

We'll be screwed.

[Wellstone ruled]

3. His kids will have to change his diaper.

[DesertRat]

4. This from the only US Reporter in N. Korea:

Link to tweet

[bathroommonkey76]

14. That's the last place in the world I'd want to be.

[DesertRat]

16. I know, me too

He's a brave journalist!

[procon]

5. Isn't there a standing rule that when one schoolyard bully unzips his pants,

his opponent has respond with something even more outlandish or he gets locked in the girl's restroom?

[4139]

6. Gain anothe 5 pounds

[spanone]

7. drop a nuke and head for the golf course.

i certainly hope not, but who knows with this madman?

[SummerSnow]

8. He'll blame Obama

[Hoyt]

9. Not much he can do. George War bush would not have invaded Iraq if they had nukes or

even a functioning Navy and Air Force.

I think the poster above -- He'll blame Obama -- is correct.

[NightWatcher]

10. Update: Foreign press has had phones taken, given armbands that say "press" and put on busses.

Link to tweet

The site where the test might happen is nearly 7 hours by bus per his sources.

[Leghorn21]

11. Hey, Night - just googled & found Steve Herman with Voice of America...don't think Jester has

linked to him? (but I read so frickin fast these days, my comprehension's shot to hell)

Anyway, just passing this along, and I think VOA is credible?


Steve Herman 
@ W7VOA
Washington, DC
White House bureau chief @VOANews. Previously covered Asia, @StateDept. Governor, @opcofamerica; Broadcast VP, @aajadc; Ex. President, @fccjapan. Member, @whca.
insidevoa.com/a/178822.html


Steve Herman
@W7VOA
2h
Commercial sat imagery of #DPRK Nuclear Test Site shows continued activity around North Portal, new activity in Main Administrative Area.twitter.com/38northnk/stat…
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
2h
#China president appears to have schooled @POTUS about why the#DPRK doesn't frequently listen to Beijing. wsj.com/articles/trump…via @WSJ pic.twitter.com/KIZjjyursc
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
3h
#DPRK #nuclear twitter.com/armscontrolwon…
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
3h
This would be North Korea's sixth #nuclear test.twitter.com/w7voa/status/8…
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
3h
Saturday in the #DPRK will be the "Day of the Sun," celebrating the 105th birth anniversary of North Korea's founder Kim Il Sung.twitter.com/W7VOA/status/8…
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
3h
“We have no comment at this time but we will be watching closely,” an NSC official tells @VOANews. twitter.com/W7VOA/status/8…
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Steve Herman
@W7VOA
3h
US gov’t and other sources say #DPRK has apparently placed a nuclear device in a tunnel and it could be detonated Saturday AM#Korea time.

https://mobile.twitter.com/W7VOA?p=s

[NightWatcher]

13. I'm guessing it happens at 4am east coast US time.

[Leghorn21]

15. What's to say...unnnhhhhh...thank you, Night. eom

[Skittles]

12. gawd

two man-babies in a pissing match

[Demtexan]

17. Two crazy people playing chicken with our lifes.

Well all can do is hope for the best.

[jmg257]

18. What will kim Jong do if it suddenly nuclear rains on NK?

Think we don't have approriate responses ready to go?