FFS: Dallas pastor claims prayed over cake stopped a bar owner from being gay

[RKP5637]

It just never stops with these charlatans. Beam me up, Scotty. This place is seriously F'ed up!

http://www.chron.com/life/dating-relationships/article/Dallas-pastor-claims-prayed-over-cake-stopped-a-11020791.php

A Dallas preacher took to Twitter through Periscope to tell a story about how a gay bar owner was supposedly saved from his life of sin after eating a cake, which was prepared and prayed over by recently-saved Christian women.

The speaker and pastor Lance Wallnau was telling the story of a gay bar owner after a woman asked him for advice about how she can get her son to stop being gay, according to the Huffington Post. Preacher says founding fathers wouldn't have allowed gay marriage

The women, who were former prostitutes according to Wallnau, were recently saved and wished to minister to their friend "who was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian," Wallnau says.

So the two women baked the man a cake and prayed over it, the pastor said.
"It was an anointed cake," Wallnau said. "The power of God hit him while he was eating the cake." He then says that while the bar owner was eating the cake, the "presence of God" hit him and was eventually baptized.

[samnsara]

1. im thinking that cake was 'special' **wink wink**

[monmouth4]

2. I bet they used cream of tartar. Yeah, that's the ticket..Geez..n/t

[get the red out]

3. They didn't even say what flavor of cake

[LeftInTX]

4. A layer of Red Devil and a layer of Devil's Food

[forgotmylogin]

5. Can they make a cake that might...

say...perhaps stop someone from being a spoiled, stupid, conceited, sexually abusive, blowhard golf-addict?

I'm asking for a friend.

[superpatriotman]

6. Saltpeter works fine

nt

[Ken Burch]

7. Not only that, but when the preacher was done, the cake was low-fat, sugarless and gluten-free.

...Nobody wanted to eat it anymore, but still...