Trump talks like a toddler ...

[PsychoBabble]

Interestingly, this Ricks comment is EXACTLY the same conversation my wife and I were having about 45 last night during dinner when he came on the TeeVee, carefully enunciating some minimalist inanity -- as if he was so very proud of his latest poopy NOT ending up in his pants ...

Link to tweet

It is always a tossup -- whether to simply turn off the sound, because we are now clasically conditioned to revile the mere sound of his wheedling voice ... with the "deer staring into the headlights" fascination with what fresh Hell has he now concocted in the recesses of his fetid brain.

It would be entertaining IF ... it were not so deadly serious in repercussions.

[yallerdawg]

1. His use of words, sentence structures...

constant repetition and meaningless excessive superlatives adds to what makes him incomprehensible and incoherent.

I think this is why we all respond to his tweets!

We don't have to listen to his voice!

[Arkansas Granny]

2. I don't know how many of you here would remember the Dick and Jane reading books that were in use

when I started school, but the sentence structure is about the same level.

[PsychoBabble]

3. Oh, my ...

Looking at those two pages, and thinking slightly inappropriately, I am NOT sure I want to see the dialogue on Page 14 ...

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Have you no sense of adventure?

[PsychoBabble]

10. LMAO

[PJMcK]

12. Turn the page! Turn the page!

Wink.

ETA: Could this be the origins of "The Aristocrats" joke?

[Different Drummer]

16. I'm old enough to remember those reading books.

I wonder if Dolt 45 has a stash of those books?

[mythology]

4. At least he's consistent

If it talks like a toddler, acts like a toddler, it's probably a toddler.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Confession: Sometimes when Trump speaks, I mute it and turn on the captions.

And then I read the captions and pretend it's someone making an awkward translation of a foreign despot into English.

It's surprisingly uncanny.

[PsychoBabble]

11. The things we must do

To retain sanity

[BarbaRosa]

7. When ever I happen to hear him talk I think of this guy.

[rock]

9. Rocky!

From Bugs Bunny. Yeah!

[Baitball Blogger]

8. Yup. And that's why he connects with supporters who just need the skeleton of a conversation,

where they can fill in the blanks with their preconceived ideas and prejudices.

The perfect dupes for a con-man.

[alterfurz]

13. "He's very, very not smart." -- Mitt Romney on Donald Trump

Trump make big boom while eat chocolate cake with yellow man!

[PsychoBabble]

14. Brutal.

[Blanks]

15. They fawn over his ability to communicate...

On TV.

There was one speech (probably more than one) where he said 'very' 10 times in the span of 30 seconds.

It's soul crushing that enough people voted for him that they could steal the election.

It's not surprising that his support is less than 40%, but it's disappointing that it is still as high as it is.

[Kaleva]

17. Someone posted that Trump's speech has devolved over the years.

Here is a interview filmed sometime ago. There does seem to be a difference between then and now.

[PsychoBabble]

18. interesting