Sean Spicer is "pronging" again. First it was the "three pronged" strategy for the

[redstateblues]

disastrous Trumpcare implementation- now he is touting the Trump administration's "two pronged strategy" for Syria. Prong You Sean!

[samnsara]

1. 1. Call Syria 2. Call Russia

[Squinch]

2. I think his wife refers to it as "tine-ing." Like the little tines of a fork.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

6. The last thing Melania wants to think of is "forking" her husband.

[gratuitous]

3. Funny thing about that

Despite all their promises of something else coming down the line, another prong or another phase or another turd in the punch bowl, President Trump and his administration never quite seem to come through. Their initial idea is horrible, but just wait, everybody! There's a second step that we'll reveal in time, and it will just knock your socks off! Pinky swear, for reals this time.

The assembled press corps should just bust up laughing every time Trump or Spicer or someone else says there's a next stage coming, real soon. to the Nth degree.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Seth Myers says that "prong" is Spicey's safe word.

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Start at 4:30 - it's pretty hysterical.

[Solly Mack]

5. Someone needs to teach Spicer a new word.

A new word every few months seems to be all he can grasp.