WH held 3 brainstormings to come up with successes Trump could tout at 100-day-mark.

[DetlefK]

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/donald-trump-first-100-days-237053

Mike Dubke, Trump’s communications director, and his deputy, Jessica Ditto, kicked off the discussion of how to package Trump’s tumultuous first 100 days by pitching the need for a “rebranding” to get Trump back on track.

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Staffers, including counselor Kellyanne Conway, were broken into three groups, complete with whiteboards, markers and giant butcher-block-type paper to brainstorm lists of early successes. One group worked in the hallway.




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When someone asks you about your achievements at work... and you need 3 brainstormings to find an example...

[Wounded Bear]

1. I'm sure he must have at least 5 holes in one by now...

[janterry]

2. Can't wait to see what KellyAnn came up with

[hedda_foil]

3. I have one, I have one!!!

He's going for a record set by William Howard Taft and never broken until the Trumpocracy.

[FreeStateDemocrat]

7. Does he ever (or can he) button his suit coat?

[FreeStateDemocrat]

10. The answer appears to be that he has a bad case of "Dunlap Disease."

"For the man whose doctor pronounced him the ‘healthiest president, ever’, our Mango Mussolini has be bit of a tum-tum problem, called Dunlap Disease. (His belly done lapped over his belt)"

https://www.quora.com/Why-doesnt-Trump-ever-button-his-suit-jacket

[hedda_foil]

12. Betcha you're right about that. He probably thinks it makes him look thinner!

[bdamomma]

13. let him keep on with his

unhealthy diet, not good for a 70 yr man.

[furtheradu]

4. "butcher block paper"?!

..& crayons?

[ProudLib72]

5. That's what caught my attention, too

You can picture the people at The Onion saying, "Well, damn, there goes that idea".

[furtheradu]

6. Those people are SO WEIRD!

[0rganism]

8. why not just make shit up? it's worked for them so far

i don't see why this needs to be a big deal. just put together a few nice "alternative facts" and you're good to go. 1 brainstorming at most.

[rickford66]

11. They will. Just watch.

[MineralMan]

9. He has successfully avoided wetting his pants

in public for 100 days! Yay Donald!