A fat w*nker in a black hole. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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Donald ("What's your rush?&quot Trump is saying, "Jim, Jim, settle down. . . . You keep harping on the Russian collusion investigation, when clearly today's story is about Syria, and that should last through tomorrow so I can do something to make North Korea p*ss its pants on Wednesday, which will cover another week's news cycle, so that next Saturday I can . . ."


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Above CAPTION based on Trump's actions in the second week of April 2017 as covered by The LA Times:

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-essential-politics-20170407-story.html

[Johonny]

1. When I saw those dead children I just knew I had to do something. Something big.

I had to act presidentially in a presidential way as president and so I released my full president. The generals all agreed we needed to bomb. A lot of bombs. I bombed them. I bombed them a lot, with a lot of bombs. I asked how much bombing I should do and I did some bigly bombing. The people of Syria love me. They love my bombs. I helped them so much. Obama, he didn't care, but I care. I care so much for them. Nothing says I love you like a big bomb. I'm the Ishtar of presidential bombing.

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2. Donald Trump is saying:

"The only thing wrong with me is that I don't have any faults."