Kushner terrifying ISIS in the Middle East

[Generic Other]

Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal government, reforming the entire criminal justice system, and keeping Donald Trump’s hands off his wife. This perfect still frame from a David O. Russell film has also been put in charge of beating ISIS. Yes, ISIS!

And what better way to terrify the caliphate than by sauntering around in a bulletproof vest that’s been personalized like a pair of Underoos, and then wearing it OVER a goddamn blazer? It’s a sharp look, one that says, “I’d like to make a war, but I’d also like a mint julep.”

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/look-at-this-fucking-asshole-1794077117

GQ Goes to War.

[opiate69]

1. ...

[Docreed2003]

5. Lol...perfect!

[Cooley Hurd]

12. Buster!

[47of74]

22. Lol

[mountain grammy]

26. Oh yes!

[Leghorn21]

31. "Dammit, Mother, I told you, I'm going to Army this week!!". n/t

[Squinch]

2. I love the title of the article.

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Scarey isn't it.

Sure has that Preppy Look and Pose down though. Styling and Smiling.

[Generic Other]

4. I would love to hear what those soldiers are thinking

Probably want to grab him by the scruff of his neck and throw him back into the VIP tent.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Oh you just know it.

If you want to mess up morale,send Jared.

[nocalflea]

14. Re-enliist ? Who me ?

Not such a tough decision afterall.

[MineralMan]

7. Wait until he discovers there's no Starbucks nearby.

I'm sure he'll pitch a fit.

[OldHippieChick]

20. LOL!

[calimary]

8. Little Lord Fauntleroy goes to the front.

He reeks of kindergarten.

[Make7]

9. Band of Brooks Brothers, Saving Private Equity, Full Tailored Jacket

From this tweet and replies:

https://www.twitter.com/Carter_PE/status/850747234362826756

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. oh, those are great!..:Heart of Dorkness"......

[alterfurz]

11. "You're in the Armani now!"

[StarryNite]

16. ROTFLMAO!!!!

[livetohike]

18. ROFL

[2naSalit]

23. Perfect!

[Kali]

29. The Green Valets

[MineralMan]

35. Oh! Proper!

[MedusaX]

13. An attempt to intimidate & coerce via the threat of an undesirable dress code..

Jared is simply modeling the future ISIS/ISIL/IS mandatory dress code which will be imposed if they do not immediately convert to Team J-ESUS
(Jewish - Evangelical Supremists • United States)...

Certainly -- even the most loyal jihadists would sell out in a heartbeat
if they believed there was even a remote chance that they might be captured/defeated & forced not only to abandon their current mission
But to forever be seen only in a uniform which is so patently symbolic of white male western wealth and privilege.

[czarjak]

15. Every Arab crazy...

'bout a sharp dressed Jew, huh?

[superpatriotman]

17. Legacy bro

Born on third base, thinks he hit a home run.

[Kaleva]

19. I support what Jared Kushner is doing.

Only because Trump's hardcore base hates him and his wife Ivanka sooo much.

[Retrograde]

21. He always seems to me

as if - in the unlikely event that a thought or concern ever entered his mind it didn't stay long enough to have any effect.

[UTUSN]

24. Will fit right in with Poppy-of-Arabia:

[SeattleLakerFan]

25. This is every bit as bad as Dukakis in the tank n/t

[NastyRiffraff]

33. Or Dubya in a flight suit

on an aircraft carrier declaring "Mission Accomplished"

[joeybee12]

27. From this distance I thought it was a woman

The pose and there is something on his chest

[mountain grammy]

28. Be sure to go to the link

#kushneratwar

some of the funniest comments I've ever seen.. "full dinner jacket" etc..

[Lucinda]

30. Twitter gave him hell about this yesterday . #KushnerAtWar produced some great shade

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23KushnerAtWar&src=tyah

Link to tweet

[LuckyLib]

32. These responses were amazing. So clever and funny!

[Lucinda]

36. Twitter is fun...and makes some of the awful political stuff a little easier to handle

Of course there are some seriously awful posts too!

[gratuitous]

34. The way Kushner's right arm is positioned

I wouldn't be surprised if he was holding a putter in his right hand. Probably a good thing that one fellow in the foreground is in the way.