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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Confident U.S. Military Strike On Syria Wiped Out Russian Scandal
It is The Onion, need I say more?
WASHINGTONAfter ordering the first U.S. military attack against the regime of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad, President Donald Trump held a press conference Friday to express his full confidence that the airstrike had completely wiped out the lingering Russian scandal. Based on intelligence we have received over the past several hours, the attack on the al-Shayrat air base in Homs has successfully eliminated all discussions and allegations about my administrations ties to the Russian government, said Trump, adding that at approximately 4:40 a.m. local time, 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles fired from U.S. naval ships obliterated all traces of the widespread controversy in news outlets across the media. Ordering this strike was not a decision I took lightly, but given that it was the only way to decisively eradicate any attention being paid to congressional investigations into possible collusion between key members of my staff and high-ranking Kremlin officials, I decided it was a necessary course of action. If we learn that any remnants of this scandal remain after this attack, I will not hesitate to order further strikes. Trump went on to say that he is leaving the option open for a potential ground invasion of Syria if any troubling evidence emerges that the Russian government manipulated the outcome of the 2016 presidential election.
http://www.theonion.com/article/trump-confident-us-military-strike-syria-wiped-out-55722
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Trump Confident U.S. Military Strike On Syria Wiped Out Russian Scandal (Original Post)
PsychoBabble
Apr 2017
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Jonny Appleseed
(960 posts)1. Why is the onion reporting real news?
PsychoBabble
(837 posts)2. Now that IS the question of the day, isn't it?
KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)4. When one cannot discern the difference between
satire and reality, usually it marks a failure of the satirist. But not right now.
Wounded Bear
(58,721 posts)8. These days, reality Trumps satire, for sure...
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)9. Could have been a real headline, easily
nycbos
(6,039 posts)5. They have been getting close to reporting real news for awhile now.
They finally hit the mark.
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)10. Not the first time!
caroldansen
(725 posts)3. Thats what im wondering did trump do it as a diversion?
Gothmog
(145,619 posts)6. I love the Onion
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)7. It wouldn't surprise me AT ALL
If he really said that, at least privately.