Man in Drunk Lives Matter shirt charged with drunken driving

[kpete]

NEWVILLE, Pa. (AP) — Police in Pennsylvania say they arrested a man wearing a Drunk Lives Matter shirt for drunken driving.

Police say 44-year-old Elwood Gutshall III's blood-alcohol content was about two and a half times the state's legal limit for drivers when he was pulled over early on March 19 in Newville. He was wearing a green St. Patrick's Day shirt with the saying on it.


http://host.madison.com/news/national/man-in-drunk-lives-matter-shirt-charged-with-drunken-driving/article_804ab685-80b4-53ca-809e-85f7ae6e0442.html

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Poster boy for abortion

[cwydro]

2. More like the poster boy for addiction.

Sad.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. What is interesting here is that there were apparently two Elwood Gutshalls before him

who each thought the name was so nifty, they should pass it on.

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. ...

YOU are a natural born comedy writer

[Warren DeMontague]

8. TELL MY AGENT!

No, seriously, I wish. Some of the biggest names have stolen my material, though. I'm serious.

[Solomon]

9. Agreed

Now that's funny i don't care who you are.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

12. That's a pretty cool name.

A friend of mine named his kid "Otis B. Righteous" -- and then his last name.

All the old names are in again.

I think there was an old Benny Hill line "do you know who has no imagination? The parents of Efrem Zimbalist Jr."

[Warren DeMontague]

14. To be sure. Better than Jaden, Kaden, Braden, Hayden

Anyone who was in the parenting trenches 10, 15 years ago can tell you about all the "--adens"

[crazycatlady]

11. poster boy for birth control

AS are MAGA hats. No woman in her right mind would sleep with him.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. hey, at least he's honest.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. My boyfriend once bought me a martini glass key chain

I did my dad's look over the top of my glasses "are you TRYING to get me arrested?"

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Or the bumper sticker "if you dont like my driving, stay off the sidewalk"

Funny, but maybe not the best way to look respectable to law enforcement.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

17. I've always excelled at "looking" respectable.

It's why no one would sell me drugs at shows.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. I had the same problem after I cut my hair.

It's been a good 25 years since I didn't look like a hippie, though.

[NastyRiffraff]

5. He's headed for a Darwin Award n/t

[Equinox Moon]

6. How ironic.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

10. He's even got the band aid from the blood test.

Nice touch.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. He must be a Trump suporter, Trump even used a four-leaf clover. Shamrocks only have three leaves!