Bwahaha! The Onion....

[charlyvi]

Link to tweet

[orangecrush]

1. DUzy!

[longship]

2. Great. Abso-fucking-lutely GREAT!!!!

R&

[meadowlark5]

3. This part was even funnier

“It just would not be right for me to sit here alone with a woman-shaped container, particularly one as shapely as this."

[charlyvi]

5. Yes indeedy

An ample bosomed and full-hipped woman is Mrs. Butterworth!

[PsychoBabble]

4. I just snorted up my coffee

[PsychoBabble]

6. Not even counting that "The Mrs." is a BLACK woman ...

[charlyvi]

7. LOL! A MARRIED black woman

but sweet as she can be!

[rurallib]

8. looks like he's thinking of getting 'little pence' all sticky

[dae]

9. .

[Ligyron]

10. IDK what I'd do without the Onion to take the edge off.

Some of the funniest stuff since the old National Lampoon back in the day.

[Augiedog]

11. Interesting that he sees himself as an uncontrollable sexual predator.

[charlyvi]

13. IKR. As though he can't control himself

Those die hard right wingers are so repressed they live in fear that the most trivial, innocent contact with a woman can make the dam burst. They want to shift the onus onto women rather than face their own problems. They want to punish us.

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Either that or REAL henpecked.

Seriously, his refusal to be alone at work with a female is actually a violation of Title VII sex discrimination.

I found it even more interesting that he will not be around alcohol without hi wife present.
He either has a problem with controlling drinking or she has reason to be distrustful of him around booze and females.
Hope someone digs into that.

[warmfeet]

12. He has major psychological problems.

In other words, he fits right in with this "administration."

[IronLionZion]

14. ROFL! This was also in the movie 40 days and 40 nights

Because apparently some people have impure thoughts about Mrs Butterworth.

That movie also has a woman raping a handcuffed man against his will for those who find empowerment in that sort of thing or naively think it's impossible.

[Marcuse]

15. It could happen.