Michael Flynn Wins Russian Atomic Medal of Honor

[LS_Editor]

Michael Flynn Wins Russian Atomic Medal of Honor

Putin insists former National Security Advisor Michael Fynn travel to Russia to claim the newly-created Atomic Medal of Honor prior to talking to Congress and the FBI.

The Kremlin explained the newly-created award was designed specifically "for high-profile individuals who had earned the attention and admiration of Russian President Vladimir Putin."

Upon hearing the news, Flynn commented, "I am both honored and surprised. I had never heard of the Atomic Medal of Honor before today, and was unaware I was being considered for it."

[niyad]

1. thank you for this--a great site!!

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2. Is this a "Borowitz" or "The Onion" story?

If not and it's real, I would advise Flynn not to go.

And at all costs avoid 4th floors and car trunks.

[dixiegrrrrl]

3. Satire site. n/t

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4. Thanks. I figured as much.

[tavernier]

5. Oops ... typo. Should be atomic metal.

Award is a small bullet shaped metal object that fits nicely through the frontal lobe when "presented" by Mr. Putin's representative. Gets rid of need to tell further stories at pesky hearings.